11/6/04
11/4/04
Courtney Lovehole needs a good SMACK!
Frances Bean must be so proud of her mommy. 
At an awards show earlier this year Frances Bean could be heard backstage asking, "Have you seen my Mommy?" Awhhh....sad, but true. Good luck Frances on avoiding future drug addiction, alcoholism and depression issues. Poor thing doesn't have a chance with a role model like her mother. Courtney is about Courtney, period. Oh, and her SMACK!
Paris is a photo whore. She will take a picture anytime, anywhere, with anybody. We'll get to you later Paris..
Courtney, take a bath or something! I can smell you from here!
Lindsay Lohan gets SMACKED!


Lindsay Lohan, you poor, poor little girl lost. 
What happened to you? You used to be such a sweet little freckled thing? Now you have turned into a little drunken, spoiled, barely-legal bitch. Everytime we hear of you it's either about your nipples, your almighty martini mouth or your out of control father.
18 and already a washed up Hollywood hag. So sad! You have taken it to a completely whole new level. Hell, even Britney hasn't had an 'accidental' nipple slippage. Don't you know that the 'accidental slip' is a move left for only the loosest of all Hollywood tramps? (Note: This acually applies with ALL tramps regardless of their social class.) Well I guess we can add you to that list, along with Janet Jackson and Paris Hilton. Congrats.
And here is Lindsay making sure her nipple is just where she wants it..
P.S. I hope Hilary Duff fucks your next boyfriend..