Avril Lavigne & The Twins

Rumor has it Avril Lavigne flashed her tits at the New York hotspot, Crobar Club a few weeks back.

This is her that night during a live performance. There is some controversy regarding the authenticity of the incident, but witnesses swear it happened.



The supposed pic of Avril's breasts after she flipped her shirt up...


Hmm..could very well be. Lip Smackable! What do YOU think?

VOTE for The Smack!

Bush & Nipples!

Ooohhh La La. Little Miss Barbara Bush you set the internet on fire.

A Bush fire, that is.
The latest regarding the devlish Double-Lit Twins is about a pic of little Barbara (not Grandma!) looking a bit aroused. Or at least you wish she was.
Now them's some weapons of mass destruction!

Smack Me & Call Me Natalie!

Natalie Portman has a movie due out in theaters soon called, "Closer".













She originally appeared in a nude scene but last word was that it had been axed.
Say it isn't so. Well, I guess we can always hope for extra scenes on DVD..

Britney, They're Calling You 'Zitney'!

Damn!

Having acne is one thing, but sportin' Clearasil Acne Cream in public? Could you at least rub it in a little? Here, let us Smack it in a bit! I don't care who you are, Britney Spears or Bertha Spears, no one wants to see it!

Lookin' good girl!

Someone Smack Madonna!

Would you buy a $26 red string bracelet
said to "deflect envious stares and looks of ill will" & then surround your entire religion around it? Hello Kabbalah, celebrity-style. Translation...C-u-l-t!
Jewish Rabbi's have said the celebrity version of the religion is loosely based on the real thing, but more focused on the water , bracelets, stones and things material that you must purchase in order to feel...I suppose, adequately equipped to join the fun.

Madonna started the whole thing and brought people such as Britney Spears, Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher into the act. So of course, the bandwagon is making extra trips to Hollywood. It's latest stop, Lindsay Lohan and then Mariah Carey's place.


"Anyone who dons The Red String with the awareness of Rachel the Matriarch and these powerful meditations is surrounded by the full force of protection she manifested in our physical world." (Quote from Kabbalah.com)

Screw that, if you want to read some great smut about the trendy Kabbalah Center I suggest you go here for some pretty good readin' about this celebrity fad. Dolce & Kabbalah

Oh by the way, is this what they meant by powerful meditations, Madonna?

Madonna- Pre Kabbalah

Tara Reid's Drunken Nipple Slip.

There's a new trend in Hollywood, and it's name is "The Nipple Slip".

It's funny, Celebrity Smack just started the other day with a Nipple Slip, and alas, here we are again.
It's a good thing I like this topic, but I am not trying to make it the theme of the Smack. However, I don't think any of you will mind for the time being.
OK, BACK ON TRACK!
Ms. Tara 'where's-the-liquor-cabinet' Reid has been the latest to join Nipplegate. I bet you're not surprised. Likely candidate she is. Is her career hurting? Is she an attention whore? Or is she just plain drunk & loose? Who cares really, nothing changes the fact that she's just a pickled puss. Of course, the Smack has the pics. You had better bookmark our ass.

Her nipples are still scarred from surgery. I gotta say, the girl has balls.



























And here is Tara before augmentation, drunk, and doing another, "Whoops! How did that happen?"

Ms. Tara Reid, if you ever want to be taken seriously in Hollywood, you're going to have to come up with a different game plan.
The drunken idiot bit can only get you so far.