Is Boy George Still Doing Smack?

Sure as shit looks that way.

We always knew you were fucked up George, but shit! Do you hate yourself so much that you have to make yourself as fucked up looking as possible? That's beyond expressing your inner artistic self, that's...oh hell, I don't even know what to say.

Thank You, Jessica Simpson

We simply love your tits.

Smack 'em up, flip 'em, rub 'em down! Can't wait for the Playboy spread once you and your b-o-r-i-n-g hubby call it quits.

Sharon Osbourne Smacks Paris Hilton

Sharon Osbourne has SMACKED Paris Hilton.


Mrs. Ozzy said the slutty heiress is a shitty rolemodel to all the young girls who admire and want to be like her. Sharon reportedly was quoted as saying, "A f**king piece of scrawny old grizzle who's only famous for sucking c**k in a home-made porn video."
Right on, Sharon. I would give my left tit to watch her beat the jizz out of Paris.


As soon as everyone has had their turn (and they will..) she'll be old news.

Throwing Up Gotti

The Ghetto Gotti Boys.
What a bunch of spoiled sniveling little punk asses. They'd fucking cry over a hangnail or spilt hair gel. Two of them are prettier than your daughter and I'd bet at least one of them has a pussy.
These bitchy little brats do nothing but make other peoples lives hell. They torment & intimidate with a shake of their shellacked skulls. Perfectly savage tan, blingin' to the max bling, with their choice of babes. They think their shit don't stink because their grandfather was a mobster. Big fucking deal, he's dead.



Frank, Carmine and John Gotti


Victoria Gotti, John's daughter and the boys' mother, looks like 'Geriatric Cosmetic Surgery' Barbie. Botox, collagen, silicone, it's all there. Top it off with platinum blonde hair extensions and makeup to match. Nasty ol' hooch!

Colin Farrell...Where's the Beef?

Yes it's true.

Colin bares his salami in the new Oliver Stone flick, "Alexander". But don't get too excited, I heard it's nothing worth talking about. In my opinion neither is he. I don't care how big his cock is. I can't believe women are practically laying down with their legs spread, everywhere he goes. What is so hot about him? He has such an ego and reeks of STD's.




This girl doesn't find him appealing in the least. Hell, I could even drink him under the table.
There is nothing I like about him, but I know I will have to see Alexander...for Angelina Jolie of course. Meeooow!