R.I.P. Dimebag Darrell

Darrell "Dimebag" Abbott of the former metal band 'Pantera' was shot at close range 5 or 6 times by a crazy fan (Nathan Gale) who rushed onto the stage during a concert in Ohio.

Dime was known for being especially cool to fans. He was loved by many. His death is an absolute tragedy. What the fuck is happening to our country? Is the day of having constant police presence everywhere we go really that far away? Vinnie, Darrell's brother, was the bands drummer and witnessed the horrific event. He was also held hostage by the gunman and was most likely about to be shot when a police officer shot & killed the assailant. Vinnie is obviously completely devastated and has vowed to never play live again.

Lindsay Lohan's Live Lip Sync

So I guess Lindsay Lohan made a specific point to let everyone know that she wouldn't be lip synching her 'live' performances this week on Good Morning America and Regis & Kelly.

Well, her performance on Monday (GMA) was proof that she is another wannabe celebrity trying to be a rockstar even though she clearly cannot sing. Lindsay was obviously lip synching! She even did a little nervous laugh at the very end of the song. One fan, who was about 6, was captured in the audience looking quite embarassed for the redheaded teen bimbo. I think that was my favorite part. Check out Regis & Kelly on Thursday to see if she actually attempts a live performance to prove us all wrong! Ha!

Jen & Brad, on the Rocks?

Reports are saying that the marriage between Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt is strained.

Brad wants to have children right away and Jen isn't ready to give up her career just yet. Brad's having some serious issues with this. Don't get so down Bradley! At least the practice is fun..especially with those funbags!

White Girls Can't Dance

At least this Shagadelic babe can't!

Rumor has it that Ms. Heather Graham recently partied at Mexican Restaurant, Gonzalez y Gonzalez, with fellow celebs Jimmy Fallon and Claire Danes. Heather thought she was getting her groove on quite nicely, but everyone in the place was quietly laughing their asses off at her "spastic moves"!

Michael's Oral Experience

The lastest in the Michael Jackson saga is yet another search of the Neverland Ranch.

But this time the police took with them a sample of Wacko's DNA. Reportedly the oral swab kind. (Bummer.) Jackson also is being sued by a billion other people, one suit involving an outstanding balance of more than $180,000 for antique furniture.