Janet Jackson, More than Nipplegate

Here is Ms. Nipplegate herself, enjoying the rays at a pool somewhere.

(I honestly don't know where, but I am sure it is somewhere ritzy..)


We saw Janet Jackson's lame Superbowl stunt a year ago, big whoopee, but here she is au naturale & looking quite comfy in her skin.

Speaking of the Superbowl, what the fuck was going on with that Sci-Fi costume she had going on? Looks like something her fucked up brother would wear. That and the fact that her titty had that silver "I have such a badass tit" nipple wtf on it, what was she thinking?
She had it all going on...without the titty.
Janet, I'm sorry, but your little Superbowl prank was amusing for awhile but now people have realized the publicity whore you are and the fact that you really weren't that talented to begin with.
You hid fucked up marriages, at one time you hid your fat and you have continually managed to convince us all that you were the one "normal" cute little Jackson.

What have you done lately?

Britney Spears' Stanky Stench

Britney Spears said on Jay Leno once that she hated her feet.

She said her big toe is "huge and stupid." She has also admitted to biting her nails..and toenails.
You have probably heard this already, and for some reason people have been shocked by this. Recently Britney was aboard a plane travelling in first class no doubt, when she decided to take her shoes off. Numerous passengers complained about the smell shortly afterwards and a stewardess had to ask Mrs. What's-His-Name to please put her shoes back on. Britney responded by telling the flight attendant that the shoes "..are so comfortable! But they always make my feet smell!" Then she politely put them back on those ripe flounders. You'd think she could afford a decent pair of shoes! If her shoes stunk to high hell to start with then why the fuck didn't she leave them on during a flight!? Inconsiderate or just stupid?!

Road Map to Kate Beckinsale

Kate Beckinsale is one hot to trot mama, right?




Sure she is, but why in the hell did she decide to wear THIS recently? Honey, you don't wear cleavage bearing garb when you have stretchmarks covering your tits like that! The horror!

Pussy Galore

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have bumped pretties.

I kid you not!

Portia has kept her previous licking lovers a secret from public knowledge. (For the most part..) And she apparently dumped her lover, Francesca Gregorini, to be with Ellen.

The pair hooked up recently and are rumoured to be doing all but living together. We are left wondering...which one assumes the manly role?

Sex and the City

Sarah Jessica Parker this, Sarah Jessica Parker that.

I can't stand her outside of Sex & the City. She is freaking everywhere right now.
She looks anorexic, has a turkeyneck and that thing on her chin has got to go! Is it a mole? A wart? I don't know, but get that thing removed! The GAP ad's have been played out too. Enjoy the ride while you can Sarah, your star is on it's way out! Kim Cattrall on the otherhand...pure genius baby. You light our fires!!