Thought you'd like a little Pam with your hot buttered rum...
12/24/04
12/23/04
Janice Dickinson - The World's 1st Supermodel. Big Deal.
Janice Dickinson, the world's first labeled 'Supermodel' (so she says) and judge on'America's Top Model' is talking mad Smack.
She was recently quoted as saying that today's young female stars are too caught up in the whole plastic surgery thing. Who the hell is she to talk?
Ms. Dickinson pre-surgery/ height of career.
Ms. Dickinson post surgery/ washed up/ scary as a motherfucker!
She has definitely had her tits done, and by looking at her face I'd guess a face/eye lift and nosejob, botox to her forehead, cheek implants collagen to that fat lip of hers..at the very least. Too bad she can't do anything about that chicken neck.
She is one nasty, plastic, venomous broad. And a HYPOCRITE!
Janice, you make Joan Rivers look baggable!
Speaking of Plastic...
Feast your fucking eyes on this shit! 
Of course, it's Joan Rivers. And what was that...? How old is she? Would you believe she is a whopping 71 years old! No, I am not pulling your willy. SEVENTY-ONE!
I don't see a single crease or wrinkle on that mug!
12/22/04
12/21/04
The Two B's
No, not bitches.
I'm referring to Beyonce & Britney. The neither has had a 'true' nipple slip as of yet, but, alas, there have been a couple teasers.
How about dem apples!
12/20/04
Siouxsie Tells Paris to Shut the Fuck Up
I knew I liked Siouxsie Sioux. 
Recently at a private party for Deborah Harry, Paris Hilton was busy blabbing away on her cell phone. Siouxsie became annoyed during the toasts and snapped, "Turn off that fucking cell phone, you spoiled rotten little brat! This is not about you!"
Paris was noticeably embarrassed and hoofed it out of the place. On her way out Siouxsie threw one last dagger, "Who invited that silly cow anyway?"
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