Here's Momma, Paris & Nicky living the life this holiday season.
Momma wouldn't dare expose that albino rump roast body to the suns harmful rays. However we do get a glimpse of her cankles. Yay us. 
On the other hand, Nicky & sister Paris are always more than eager to make up for Mom's modesty. Paris adjusts her triangle top as to make sure a nipple slip is inevitable. If by chance the nip-slip should falter, Paris has carefully selected a white bikini for a see-through-when-wet showcasing of the areolas.
Nicky, you really are a piss poor excuse for a bulimic. You have curves. Haven't you learned anything from your sister?!
12/26/05
The Hiltons in Maui
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Damn! Nicky actually looks good! Paris should learn from her.
holy shit...paris is leaving nothing to the immagination yet again
Those ugly white sunglasses draw the eye straight into her face of fug. I loathe that woman.
God I hate that whore...ugh, nice bikini bottoms whore...have they coined a term for "pussy slip" yet? Cause I know Paris wants to be the first to one up everyone...that whore, lol!
How 'bout "lip slip"?
I hate her ass but, I hate her face so much I would rather look at her ass.
Has anyone else noticed that Paris is wearing that hideous bikini Kim Stewart was wearing a few months ago? Made her butt look all flat, and it was ALL over the internet? I have to say, it doesn't do much for Paris either
Heh. I agree with everything you've said in here with the exception of one thing: The Hilton mother does NOT have cankles. Look at her ankles, they actually look small. :-)
norman!
Got to respect the moms for not doing a Paris! I am just waiting for the "I have skin cancer announcement" it's gotta be around the corner!
When I was 14 I bought a cheapo zigzag-striped halter top from some crappy department store.
Nicky's bikini appears to be made of the very same fabric that was used for my top!
WHy hasn't anyone mentioned the disgusting brown ROOTS growing out of Paris' naturally beautiful blonde hair. ICK!
Paris is headed out I do not care what we all have to say media is getting sick of her.... *vomits in mouth* see I just will not *vomits again* be ahem... able! to handle her *gags* anymore....
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