What is Anna Kournikova Looking For?

Checking for sand in her snatch while on the beach? Or did a crab happen upon Ms. Kournikova's kooch just by blind luck? Just what is Anna looking for? Any ideas?

Don't Cry Ashlee!

Beautiful.

That is all.

Jen & Brad, Friends!

Yes, the most adored, most beautiful couple in America has called it quits.
They say that Brad wanted children, badly. Jen wanted to wait, and stay focused on her career. (She still has one?) Obviously there was no solving their 'child' issues, no matter how fun the practice was.

They say they have ended on the best of terms and will remain close friends. I wonder if that is with benes?

Ashlee Simpson is One Big Technical Difficulty.

Our favorite little wannabe sang last night at the Orange Bowl in Miami. And yes, it was very obviously 'live'.


What the fuck is she wearing this time?!
Ashlee couldn't hit the high notes (let alone any) during her song, "LaLa", and her voice sounded like a hungry cat in heat. At the end of her performance she shreiked, "You Make Me Wanna Scream!" and it was quite a fitting last statement. The crowd roared...with boos.

I'm thinking Ashlee is going to make a much better junkie than pop star...

Tara Reid-tard

"I'm known as this retard... I want to grow up. I don't want to be the drunk girl. It hurts my feelings when you guys write stuff about me. It's not just me — it affects everyone around me. I just want everyone to leave me alone — let me graduate. It's like I'm in college and you guys won't let me get my degree." - Tara Reid, Nov. 2004

Tara, it's more like you're in college and you're the slutty, drunk sorority snatch...


Tara Reid, Dec. 2004- Hard at work on her degree a month later.

300+ Hits today by Noon!

Thanks everyone for stopping by The Smack!

We are getting a lot of publicity/hits after making it as a Finalist in the 2004 BOB Awards! (Our BlogPatrol Counter even shit out on us today for a bit...wtf!!)
Enjoy your visit, check out our archives and be sure and VOTE for Celebrity Smack for the Most Humorous Blog of 2004!

Happy 2005 Everyone!
-Spicy Pants

Yes, that's my mug!