David Blaine Wigs Everyone Out...

....by pulling his heart out of his chest. Carson Daly nearly ran out of the room like a little bitch. What else would we expect from that little pilsbury dough-ass?

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Angelina Speaks About Brad

Angelina has spoken about her rumored 'relationship' with Brad Pitt. Unless you live under a rock you've heard that she may be the reason for Jen & Brad's breakup. As the story goes Angelina and Brad were overheard by Jennifer on the phone talking in hushed voices. Jen then eavesdropped & overheard the two having a steamy conversation. And so that's where it all began... Whether it is true or not, once again, time will tell.

But now Angelina has spoken. She is quoted as saying, "I did not shag Brad Pitt." And, "No, absolutely not. I have not slept with a co-star." So tell us Angelina, you hot little muffin, did something other than shagging occur?

Mr. Blackwell's List

The worst dressed female of all 2004 is....

(Drumroll please!)

Nicolette Sheridan of Desperate Housewives. And who could blame Mr. Blackwell for putting her smack on top of the list with threads like these?


Photos: GettyImages

Nic, you sure have shitty taste. Even in men!

Nicolette & Michael Bolton

Nicolette & Leif Garrett circa 1980 (And Nic swears she has had NO surgery...Pfft!)

(P.S. Leif, in case you're reading, quit wearing that fucking bandana on your head and go get a hair transplant will ya?! You're not fooling anybody!!)

Lindsay Lohan Emptied Her Chest?

Speculation is swirling about Lindsays recent weight loss and smaller chest. The rumor is during her recent hospital 'exhaustion' stay she had her implants removed.


Lohan's Fun Bags 2004

Lohan's Fun Bags 2005

But still, Lohan is saying she never had implants to begin with. (Just like she says she would never lip-sync.)

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