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Ellen & Portia Shack Up

Yes, those two blonde kitties have snuggled up and moved in together. The pair recently attended the Golden Globe 'after parties' and were holding hands and swapping saliva. Meow!

When's the sex tape going to leak out?

That's a Gorgeous Prick!

Ted Casablanca (gossip columnist for E!) asked Robin Williams opinion why he thought Jen & Brad seperated. Robin's reply was classic and backs up numerous stories that I have heard regarding Brad Pitt's demeanor..


Robin's reply? "He's a prick on legs, what do you expect?"

Don't fuck with Mork!

Mischa Barton, Already a Hollywood Bitch

Mischa, Mischa, Mischa. You came onto the scene so gracefully, almost princess-like. Cute, girl next door looks with an innocence about you. But now? You have swiftly & eagerly morphed into the molded Hollywood bitch, which you are now complaining about having the misfortune of being.

Mischa as quoted by Britian's Cosmopolitan, "It kind of irritates me that I'm seen as this pretty face. People also say I'm too thin. The truth is, pretty people aren't as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas. It's like, 'She's pretty and thin, so she's got to have problems. She must be anorexic or depressed or bitchy.' It doesn't help that my OC character is the pretty girl next door who looks like she has everything, but is totally fucked up."

You're right it doesn't!

Britney's Got a Rash!

After hearing about her rank ass stank toes I'm not surprised.

Brush Your Tongue!

Damn Gene, you might have the longest tongue, but it's not a turn on when it's yellow!

Where's that thing been?!

Simon Cowell Trashes Beyonce - Girlfriend Threatens Suicide

Simon Cowell of 'American Idol' isn't a fan of Beyonce. He even goes as far as to say that, "I find the whole Beyonce thing really mystifying. She's not sexy, she hasn't got a great body and she's not a great singer." (Esquire magazine)

In other news, Simon has been trying to break it off with girlfriend of 2 years Terri Seymour. He has been trying for 6 months but has been unsuccessful because he says that she has threatened suicide if he does. Simon says that Terri said something about her "not being around much longer" if he does. (femalefirst.co.uk)

Lose that crazy bitch!

Smack It!

Mrs. Trump³

Melania, shut the fuck up. We don't care.

Golden Globes Pt.2

Cont'd...

Remember the real Daisy Duke?


Lisa Marie, darling! What's up with the snazzy granny potluck dress and cape?


Paula Abduhl..Ugh! Her boob is trying to crawl out of the dress..


What the fuck is around Star Jones' waistline? A hula hoop? A huge bellychain?


Phoebe Cates & hubby Kevin Kline. Phoebe, still lookin good babe!

Golden Globe Awards

So you have all seen the red carpet pics from last night's Golden Globe Awards right? Well I have found a few pics that you may or may not have seen yet. Just a couple of my personal faves. More tomorrow...

Tara Reid- Look! She's not fucked up yet! (Because she just woke up?)

Holy Shatner! William's going to pop at any moment!

Teri Hatcher's chicken legs...NOT HOT!

Will someone please take away Nicki's bottle of QT!?

Mariska Harhitay possessed the most watched nipple of the night.

Janice Dickinson looking as statuesque and hungry as ever.

The Next in Line for Paris Is....

This time it's Sting's son, Jake Sumner. A mere 18, but Jake is still quite the player himself. Apparently the two are spending a lot of time partying together when Paris is in New York. And of course everyone is denying it. Ahh, the life of a socialite...

Jake with Kimberly Stewart (Rod Stewart's daughter & Paris' sometime hangout pal) 2003

Naomi's Nipple Slip

But it's not like we haven't seen every part of her body before.
Here is Naomi in Rio a few days ago. Not even halfway down the catwalk her nipple decided to come out and play. The only surprise is that it did not have teeth.

After the show Naomi failed to comment on her nip, but she did say that she was headed back to New York to promote a movie. What movie? She couldn't remember.

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Hate Ashlee? Sign the Petition!

The Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition

Those bastards already have over 32,000 signatures! Ha!
(Edit: As of 1/20 it is almost at 100,000!)

Hey, what can I say, news is slow!