2 Sexpots are Better Than 1

Finger Licking Good!


Carmen Electra & Jenny McCarthy sexing it up at the Sundance Festival last week.

Chyna is One Freaky Bitch!

Not that you didn't know that before.


She is getting scarier by the week. Chyna, currently of The Surreal Life & formerly a WWF wrestler, had a shitload of plastic surgery done over the years to change her masculine...err, everything. But she hasn't gotten any better looking, she's just more of a monstrosity!











For something really shocking and 'masculine', check out pics of Chyna's clitoris/tiny pecker on nightinchyna.com.















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Ellen Must Give Good Head..

..because she has two foxy mama's fighting over her. Her ex that she just dumped, Alexandra Hedison, for her new squeeze, Portia De Rossi. Alexandra was inside the trendy LA boutique, Fred Segal, when Portia walked in off the street. The two immediately made eye contact and Alexandra's blood pressure went through the roof. She started to head for Portia until a friend held her back. Alexandra kept talking smack and Portia immediately turned on her heels and hoofed it outta the joint.

Alexandra Hedison, Ellen's ex

Portia De Rossi, Ellen's new puss.

Britney Smells Like Shit!

Britney & Kevin have 3 dogs

and apparently neither of them are very good about picking up after their dogs. Britney lets them run, piss & shit in the Malibu estate wherever they please. (I guess they particularly like Kev's closet.)



Smelly feet, smelly house, I'm scared to hear of her next smelly possession...

Debbie Gibson to Pose Nude in Playboy

Debbie Gibson, 80's teenage sensation is baring it all for the upcoming March issue of Playboy. Little Miss Sweet n' Innocent is finally shedding her good girl image as well as her clothes.

This is a VERY good pic of ol' Deb. She usually doesn't look this good.

Woody Allen's Son Never to Forgive Him

Seamus Farrow, son of Mia Farrow & Woody Allen, has said that he can never forgive his father for marrying his adopted daughter. Mia & Woody adopted Soon-Yi when she was 7.



"He's my father married to my sister. That makes me his son and his brother-in-law. That is such a moral transgression. I cannot see him. I cannot have a relationship with my father and be morally consistent."

I wonder if Seamus was named by Woody? That would be even more to pissed about.

JLo & Marc Anthony Singing the Blues?

Looks like there may be another celebrity marriage on the rocks. Rumor has it that JLo and Marc have been fighting quite a bit as of late. Marc has been showing his more controlling side lately and has forced Jen to sell the two homes she shared with Ben Affleck in LA and Miami. Marc has even told Jenny that she can no longer wear skimpy outfits! (Can't you see where they are headed?)

And lastly, Jen wants a child and Marc says absolutely no way. He already has two children from his previous marriage and doesn't want anymore. Looks like it is ALL about Marc. Ugly fucker won't keep her long.


Smack Me!

Nicole Richie, Down & Dirty

Nicole, you wild honey-child. Recently at the Buffalo Club in Santa Monica Nicole went to the restroom...and didn't come out. There is only one stall and a line ensued. After female patrons tried banging on the door to no avail, a manager opened the door and found Nic passed out on the floor!

Paris & Nicole, Jan. 17, 2005

Nicole awoke and said groggily, "I'm sorry but I have been working and partying too hard." You mean working at partying too hard! Let's just hope that little minx isn't getting smack in over her head once again..

Shannon Doherty & Rick Salomon Back Together

..at least for the week.

The two have been spotted all over the Sundance Festival this past week. If you recall, Rick was the guy in Paris' first home porn video. Rick is also Shannon's ex-hubby. Paris and Nicky have also been bopping around the festival. I wonder what drama would unfold if the two girls happen to run into eachother? I doubt that Shannon likes Paris very much. We can only hope!

Smack the Haters!

We love Spongebob Squarepants whether he is gay or straight!

Johnny Carson, Dead at 79

Sad day today. Our forever favorite late night talk show host died this morning due to emphysema. He was 79.
I had the good fortune of seeing Johnny last July 4th as he enjoyed himself on his yacht in Roche Harbor, WA.
You will be missed Johnny!