Hillary Duff is Gettin' Some!

Check out the Trojan Condom in her see-through bag.


Yeah, yeah, yeah she's not 18 for a few months.
I think she is waiting for her birthday to use it.

Britney's Nipple Teaser

Britney's teasing us with her brief naked patio appearance. A topless Britney frolics around on her hotel patio for a moment while holding her breasts to cover them. The controversy now is..
Is that her nipple in the first pic- or her thumb? (You know this shit is very important!)
So here are the pics for your deciphering enjoyment.

Looks like her nail bitten, gnawed on thumb to me. Boy, she just keeps getting trashier and nastier all the time...

Bushwick Bill Speaks About Houston's Eye Gouging

Bushwick Bill, formerly of the rap group 'The Geto Boys' felt the need to speak out regarding Houston's recent self mutilation.
The 4' tall Bushwick knows what he is talking about. Back in 1991 he had a very similar and even more gruesome botched suicide attempt resulting in the loss of an eye. He 'forced' his then girlfriend to aid him in committing suicide by having her shoot him in the face. (How do you force someone to shoot you?) He amazingly survived, losing only an eye. Fucking wild eh? Anyhow, here's what he had to say.

"Fame will make you crazy. Fame isn't for everybody. There are people who have a fear of fame, those who want fame, and those who don't understand fame. It drives them crazy, because it is a lot of responsibility to be all things to all people, and you can lose yourself in the shuffle, where there are no longer fifty-two cards in the deck."

Houston, We Have a Problem!

Just what you wanted. A pic of Houston's eye after the gouging incident.
Dude lay off the crackpipe! It's only fun until someone gouges an eye out!
(Thanks Erica!)

Rapper Gouges Out Own Eye

Holy shit, this is fucked up
Rapper'Houston' apparently gouged out his own eye after a failed suicide attempt. While the rap artist was recently in London he tried to kill himself by jumping out of a hotel window. His security staff stopped his attempt and locked him in his room. That's when he gouged his own eye. No word on his current condition. Prognosis can't be good.

Tonya Harding Will Beat Your Ass!

Looks like Tonya's arms turned into a couple of LEGS! Watch it, she'll 'kick' your ass!



Thanks gossiplist.com & Musseljuice!

Bill Cosby Admits to Fucking Around

Hey Bill, did you & your wife Camille enjoy your 41st Wedding Anniversary last week? (January 25, 1964.)
I bet it will definitely be one of the most memorable.
Bill has finally admitted his guilt in a sex scandal involving a Canadian woman he met at a restaurant in Philly. She says he 'drugged' & 'fondled' her. Yeah, fucking right. She was the one who must have eagerly JUMPED into his car to go home with him. He says they did indeed have sexual escapades, but it was entirely consensual and did not involve intercourse. The stupid bitch, Andrea Constand, also contacted Cosby MONTHS after the encounter and asked for tickets to see his show for her & her family. He obliged.

Mr & Mrs Cosby
Sorry Coz, but you need to learn to think with your HEAD and not your FAT ALBERT!

Shannon Elizabeth & Hubby

Joe Reitman, Shannon's husband, isn't exactly the sort of caveman, err...guy, I pictured that hottie to be with!

Lara Flynn 'Mile-High' Boyle

Lara has no shame. Hollywood's scarecrow tramp should be the poster child for saying no to drugs. Recently halfway through a 10 hour flight to London she stripped herself down to her bare scrawny ass and tried to jump into a bed & seduce a male passenger. Completely out of the blue! What a class act you are Lara. You and Courtney Love should get together and do some smack.

These days Lara looks like someone smacked her in the lip. Lay off the collagen, nasty crow!


Smack Me!

Jude Law Sex Scandal Ends in Divorce

Jude Law's kinky ways ruined his 6 year long marriage to Sadie Frost. Sadie & Jude spent a lot of time with Pearl Lowe & her boyfriend of the band Supergrass, Danny Goffey. Sadie mentioned once while in Greece that they swap partners. Everyone agreed and it went from there. Jude secretly pursued Pearl behind Sadie's back from there on out.

Sadie & Pearl

The way it all ends is with Sadie finding an email that Jude sent to Pearl proposing that they have a full-on affair. The rest is history...

Portia Gives Ellen Wedding Band

The ring supposedly represents their devotion to one another. (Isn't that what Portia's tattoo of Fransesca Gregorini's initials meant as well?)

Well now, this relationship sure has taken off with a quickness! It's hot, hot, hot right now for Ms. DeGeneres & Ms. DeRossi. But will their relationship last or burn out as quick as it began?

Portia & her very hot ex, Fransesca Gregorini.
I just can't seem to figure out why Portia left that hottie for Ellen!

Will Portia & Ellen Last?
	Yes, they are perfect for eachother!
	No, they are just a hot fling!
	Who knows, but can I be in the middle?
 
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