Nicky Hilton Loses Her Phone

Good going Nicky.
So who knows, we may see yet another Hilton sister exposed. Sister #2 lost her phone while at the Vanity Fair Oscar party at Mortons in L.A.

Nicky at the Vanity Fair party.

Jessica Simpson..More of Daisy Duke!

For your viewing pleasure we have more Daisy Duke pics.

Looks like Jessica's workouts are paying off!

Fred Durst Sues Website for Posting Sex Video

What a punk ass bitch.

Freddy is suing Gawker.com (a great site btw) for posting his frolickin' fuck fest with his ex-girlfriend. Just when you think the loser can't get any lower on the asshole totem pole...

Anna Nicole Smith, a Real Class Act!

Anna, your classic 'Attention Whore', is at it again. Earlier this week in Sydney at the Australian Music Awards Ms. Smith dropped her dress to her waist and bared her 32DD funbags for all to see. Her nips were covered with the Mtv logo.

She also got off by showing everyone the top of her thong. Some people just can't get enough of the spotlight can they?
Later, at a press call in the media room, she again exposed her bazooka joe's - this time without the MTV stickers.

It's My Birthday

So I don't really feel like talking shit. I have better things to do. But I figured I would give you the opportunity to flip me some for my special day. What's up Smackaholics?

And now a word from our sponsor..

You sick bastards!
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Lil' Kim is Not Only a Hoe, but a Lying, Stinking One!

Ok, maybe not stinking (?)

Lil' Kim blow-up doll available without
stretchmarks for a small added fee.
Lil' Kim Jones & Monique Dopwell (personal assistant/hoe-friend), have repeatedly lied through their veneered grills about witnessing their 'homeboys' shooting of another posse's homeboy outside of a radio station back in 2001. Kim & Monique both flatly deny that their men (Kim's bodyguard & her manager) were involved even though they witnessed the shooting. If convicted of perjury and conspiracy charges, the two ghetto bitches could get 30 years in prison.

"They flat-out lied," Assistant U.S. Attorney Daniel Gitner said in his opening statement. "The defendants decided not to honor the oath they took. They decided the oath did not apply to them."

The Fred Durst Video Girl is...

...Masha Novoselova.
Never heard of her? Me either. Supposedly she is a model, trying to make it. The video just might help her out a bit.

(More of Masha)