Yes, a Little Federline is on the Way

It's true, Britney IS indeed pregnant.

Sources say she is three months pregnant. (yawn.)

Is Britney Preggers?

Or just getting soft in the middle?

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And now for pic #3. Have at it!


Anna Nicole showing her class..so to speak.
- We love the captions you all have left on the other two. Smacks go out to all contributors! -

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Here's Pic #2...

Caption These Pics...

News is slow.
Yeah, there's the Michael Jackson crap going on, and sure there's the Sheen breakup, but nothing really juicy. So...here's the deal. I have a few juicy/interesting pics, can you come up with a snarky caption for any? Smack me with one!

Here's the first:

Ozzy grabs his daughter's boob

Ozzy, Smooth & Silky

Oz is looking quite 'Hollywood' these days thanks to wife Sharon's influence.

A whole new Ozzy! New teeth, new face, & is that a touched up nose? I wonder if it's possible to reverse the damage on his insides as well?

Britney Packs on Some Weight

All that laying around smoking pot and drinking daquiri's is catching up to Mrs. S.

I wonder what will happen when she gives up the cigs? Nevermind, that won't happen. I'm guessing she'll rid of the hubby before she rids of her smokes.

Lil Kim Convicted of Perjury

Lil Kim is going to jail. Last Thursday she was convicted of three counts of perjury & one count of conspiring with a co-defendant. She will be sentenced on June 24.

She could get up to 20 years. (Yeah, we'll see about that.) At least we won't be subjected to those nasty titties for awhile!