Do the Smackaholics Think Michael Jackson is Guilty or Innocent?

The Smack pretty much knows how this is going to pan out, but figured we would ask anyhow.

Is Michael Jackson guilty or innocent?
	That sick fuck is GUILTY!
	MJ is defintely getting a bum rap and is INNOCENT!
	I could give a shit
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Pam Anderson New MAC Spokesperson

Pam is the new spokesperson for the MAC makeup line.

With the way Ms. Anderson is looking these days she needs a lot more than MAC to make her look good. Her days of partying have certainly caught up with her. She is starting to look like a blonde Joan Collins more and more these days. There's only so much makeup can do....and Pam is proof.

Britney Denied

Britney Spears has been snubbed from getting a cameo on Desperate Housewives.

The singer has reportedly begged for a cameo on the hit show. Show bosses say Ms Spears guest appearance would 'ruin the series' appeal.'
Well, no shit!

Neil Young Suffers Aneurysm

Neil Young is recovering nicely after brain surgery for an aneurysm.

After experiencing blurred vision on March 14th the 59 year old was diagnosed with the aneurysm. He is expected to recover fully.

Taxes Suck!

Unfortunately I haven't had shit for time lately! Too busy trying to get my taxes prepared all freaking week, amongst other random 'life bullshit'. Will be back SMACKing your asses by Sunday.
Don't cry!

Aniston Files for Divorce

The fairytale marriage is officially over. Wah.

Jennifer Pitt filed for divorce yesterday from her husband Brad. She cited 'irreconcilable differences' and asked that her name be changed back to Jennifer Aniston. (She had legally taken his last name.)