Tatum O'Neal Gets Frisky

Tatum O'Neal got it on with a blonde female recently while partying it up at a New York club.

Tatum in NY on April 4th.

Tatum was getting sloshed at 'Pop Burger' in NY and around midnight she stepped outside to have a smoke after many cosmopolitan martinis. While hanging out on the street she hooked up with a gorgeous blonde and the two babes began making out. Tatum apparently was feeling the blonde's tits and rubbing her craw right in full view of all to see. (Where's the pic's then?!)
Right on! Sad we missed it.

'Blogger' Needs a SMACK!

Damn you Blogger.
How dare you upgrade your software/site without my approval.
'There's no downtime with Blogger!'

Everyone else in the same boat? Bah!

Kelly Clarkson's DNA on eBay

Sold! To the biggest loser!

Ebay auction pic of Kelly drinking out of something
other than the Dasani bottle that's being pawned.

Someone is selling a used Dasani water bottle that Kelly drank from while in Omaha, Nebraska. The obviously broke ass eBay seller/opportunist is marketing it as Kelly's DNA for sale. (At the time of this post there are 3 bids at..hold onto your britches...only $20.50. What a screamin' deal.) A great marketing ploy that could only appeal to psycho stalkers or premenstrual teeny boppers.
Are you one of the later? Place your bid here.

Angelina & Brad Get Cozy on Easter

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie spent Easter weekend together in Palm Springs.

The two stayed at the gorgeous Parker Palm Springs hotel. They stayed four nights and checked in under the names, 'Mr. & Mrs. Pistachio'. They ordered room service including a bottle of Pinot Grigio and a dark chocolate marquise dessert with pistachio sauce. Hotel employees say that the pair were definitely involved and very affectionate. This was the same day that Jen filed for divorce.
I guess we can keep pretending that Angelina & Brad are not together as to spare poor little Jen's feelings for now, right?

Lindsay Lohan and Christian Slater....Boinking?

Newly single Christian Slater & teen firecrotch Lindsay Lohan are quite possibly bumping uglies.



Christian has been seen visiting Lindsay a lot lately on the set of her latest project. Come on Christian, you can do better than that, you sizzling hot hunk of meat. It is rumored that he has been hanging in her personal trailer on location as well.
As you may know, Lindsay was groped and fondled by 50 year old Bruce Willis at the New York premiere of his new cookie-cutter-action-flick 'Hostage' last month before disappearing into his suite together. (Ya think that Bruce was trying to prove he can still bag barely legal babes?)

Michael Douglas, a Real Life 'Scarface'

And we're not talking about the movie!
Michael and his wife Catherine Zeta-Jones-Douglas were in Barbados recently and while on their trip Michael sported a new face. Seeping wounds and all. We kid you not. Fucking nasty!

Michael, obviously fresh from surgery...
Apparently Mike has also had work done to his face before his wedding a few years back.

Reality Show Ho Shows Her Titties on the Catwalk

Katrina Campins, just one of those reality show bitches you can't stand,
did a fashion show recently for Tommy Hilfiger and showed us her nips like a true supermodel.

Bitch tits rule!

Arnold is Not the Superstud He Used to Be

Almost looks photochopped, doesn't it?

And is that a third nipple below his sternum?

Lil' Jon Wasn't Always a Cool Cat

Who'da thunk that brotha'd be crunk?

And yes, for the record, I still HATE the word, 'Crunk'.