Ice-T & His Wife Soaking in the Sun

Ice-T & Coco hanging on the beach in Miami.
He got himself a hell of a lot of woman. Shazaam! Coco got curves, yo!


Baby got front too!

Mariah Carey, Longer Legs & 30lbs Lighter..Not!

Mariah Carey is looking pretty good on the cover of her new album.

Beyonce...is that you?

That's because the pic has been touched up to the extreme. Not that she is a complete woofer by any means, but she is a thicker girl than the one portrayed on her album cover. We hear that her legs & fingers were lengthened and her arm & waist were made slimmer, among other touch-ups.

Yeah, Yeah.. Baby Federline is 'In The Making'

Now the question is how fugly the bastard will be.
Do you think that this will start a whole new trend with Hollywood's young women? Britney Spears and her baby could possibly be the new 'Paris & Tinkerbell'.
Babies as accessories. Don't laugh, who would have thought the day would come when people would actually DRESS their pets? At least you are supposed to clothe your child.
Besides all that, I wonder if Britney has stopped smoking dubes & cigarettes? (As much as we love our dubage, we hope the answer is YES.)

Britney & Kevin's future child
As for her figure, ya think she will be able to keep it? I'd put my money on her losing herself in pies, fried shit and anything that she can get her paws on by the time she squirts the kid out. Can you say Kirstie Alley? I just have a gut feeling about this one.

Brittany Murphy's Nip Slip!

Brittany Murphy, you wild scrawny child!
Ms. Brit is known for her outrageous ADD behavior..either you love her or you hate her. To us she appears as an annoying anorexic speed laden freak who just won't go away. Gawd, imagine being with a chick like that...and then disappointing her. Fucking better leave town, you cocksucker!

But anyhow, to the really important stuff..you know how much we love nipples! And is it just our wishfull thinking, or can we see Brittany's?

Arnold, Pre-'Governator'

Arnold has such a squeaky clean image these days.
How boring. Ex-Hollywood actor, happily married husband & father, and who would have thought...the Governor of Cally-foh-nya. But Mr. Schwarznegger wasn't always a good boy. As a matter of fact, he was quite the devlish ladies man. Even after being married he is a total charmer and a very confident flirt. Not that he means any harm, but back in the day...watch out!!

What a great hideout for his ring finger!

Natalie Portman & Prince Charles, Smokin'

"Prince Charles asked me if I was in the original 'Star Wars'. I was like, 'What are you smoking!?' It was very funny."
-Natalie Portman

Is Natalie smokin' hot or what? She can only get better with age...

Mischa Barton Does Topless Sunbathing

Don't get near that thing, it'll poke your eye out.

Mary Kate Olsen Looking Worse!

Who knows if she has gained any weight in the past year, but one thing we do know is that her fashion sense is getting considerably & consistently worse!
Dumpy garbage sack dresses, big bulky scarves, human fly glasses, oversized 80's earrings & your grandma's plastic beaded necklaces are all about MKO's personal flair.

Just say NO! to Mary Kate.

Bijou Phillips Does a Nip Slip

Bijou did a fashion show in West Hollywood a couple weeks ago.
Her top slipped down and was down for most of her walk down the catwalk. She eventually decided to cover up.

Someone Pass Scarlett Johansson Some Cheese!

..to go with her whine.

The young actress with a big ego (who has been around the block more times than a cat in heat) is complaining about the lack of young men approaching her these days. She attributes it to something she said recently about 'not dating men under 30'. She seems to think that young guys actually KNOW that she said this. Uh..ok. We have a hunch that it might have something to do with her screwing Benicio DelTore in an elevator after the Oscars a couple months back. Ha!

Jessica Simpson Withering Away?

Since the filming of The Dukes of Hazard, Jessica has definitely lost a bit of weight.
She didn't have much to lose to start with. By the looks of her most recent pic I'd have to say that she has gone too far.

Notice how her arm has absolutely no meat on the bone?