Spicy Pants...OUT!

We are heading the fuck outta town this weekend.
Don't you wish you were, mofo's?!
I know, WE SUCK! Right? Oh yeah, well bite us! Spicy Pants is a bartender who spends her days waiting on your lame asses, so she needs this, alright? Alright!!

See you on Sunday fuckers!

Sienna Miller's 15 Seconds of Nipple Time

Sienna is the latest to have jumped onto the tittie bandwagon.

Ever since Janet's nipple made a special appearance it seems that everyone wants a piece of the pie...a.k.a. their 15 seconds of nipple stardom. British actress, Sienna Miller shows hers proudly in an electric blue 'why even wear a top' top.

Oksana Baiul

Remember that cute little blonde Ukrainian professional skater, Oksana Baiul?
You know, the drunk one always smashing her cars up and shit? Well, time sure has not been kind to that little juicer. She is only 27 years old but yet she has lines across her forehead like a 45 year old. Bet the liver isn't faring too well either.

Happy 420!

From Paris, Tommy, Charlize, Snoop, Bob, Arnold & Ernie.

Paris Gets a New Sidekick

Paris & Nicole have split.
No more Nicole Richie on The Simple Life. I thought I would tell you since I am sure none of you have watched it since it's second season. The show really is shit. Anyhow, Paris' new prospect/trashy friend/sidekick/fellow socialite is none other than Ms. Kimberly Stewart, daughter of Rod.

These two have more in common than Nicole & Paris ever did. Nicole has a lot more class than the other two bimbos combined. That's why we say it is a perfect plan for The Simple Life. Two sickeningly spoiled bullemic brats, with very simple minds.

Federline's Mullet Memories

Neither Mr. nor Mrs. Spears is a stranger to bad hair.
What we didn't know, however, is that Mr. Federline had a mullet back in the early 90's.

Britney is looking worse these days than we could ever have imagined.

And she is only 3 months pregnant? What the hell is she going to look like in another 6 months? We can't wait to find out! Ha!