Ashlee Simpson a Blonde Again

You can resume with the blonde jokes.

Eva, Pt. II

Thank goodness we found out that Eva Herzigova isn't as bad as we thought.
(Thank you StrwbryBlondeAngel!) The pics had been photochopped. Apparently Eva's two feet are both on the ground, not one in the grave like we had feared. But sadly, we do think she still looks like shit.

Eva Herzigova, Former 'Guess Girl'

Now Guess? what disorder she has.

(Above) Eva in her prime.

Damn, what a waste. Another fine ass chick detroyed by self esteem issues/society/vanity. I take back everything I said about Nicole Richie being too thin!

Kate Holmes, Virgin with a Chafed Mouth

So Kate is supposedly a virgin, eh?
This little pure as the driven snow celeb has been up to something. As you know, her and Tom Cruise are dating and they just returned from a romantic little rendezvous together. The hysterical part of all this is that Kate was photographed a couple days ago with serious fucking stubble rash all over her mouth and lips. How attractive.


It resembles something highly contagious. It must've been a hell of a blue ball session for ol' Tommy. What a lucky guy. She has him by the nuts!

Tara Reid Still Partying Her Ass Off

Have no fear...our favorite partygirl lush is still at it.

Here she is (looking good & pickled) leaving a club in Hollywood last week.

Nicole Richie, the New Scarecrow on the Block- Pt II

We are once again in awe at Nicole's drastic weight loss.

Someone get that girl a high calorie weight gainer...FAST!

Paris in Wax

Paris Hilton has a new wax twin.
And can you believe it...somehow the maker managed to make it even skankier looking than the real thing!

Impossible? Apparently not!

The Morphing of Lindsay

Not only has Lindsay changed her hair color, she looks as though she has changed her face.

Lindsay, her new honey blonde hair, & inflated kisser
The rumormill is saying that she may have had her lips done. They indeed appear to be quite a lot fuller than normal...

Lindsay's lips, 2004

Janice Dickinson Joins the Nipplegate Club

Janice is one vain bitch to start with.
So when she recently attended an awards show for the hot young Hollywood crowd, she probably felt like she needed to upstage the younger generation by whipping out her attentive, cold as ice witch tit.

Janice jumps on the Nipplegate Express. All aboard!
'Accidental tittie flashing' pretty much seems to work whenever an attention whore needs her fixin' of the limelight. But then there is Paris, the dirtiest of dirty, who will go as far as to flash some snatch if someone already used the tittie flash trick that night...

Paris' smelly hooch.
That same night was Tara Reid's nipple incident. No one was paying attention to Paris so she wedged her thong in between the lips of her bald camel toe and then lifted her skirt. Nasty smelly ho!