Paris Shows Us Her Nipple Again

Nothing you haven't seen already.

And those size 11 feet with those finger-like toes...

Teenage Angelina Jolie

Angelina has always been a bombshell.

AJ in her teens.

And to those who think she has had her lips inflated...it just ain't true.

Burt Reynolds is a Dick.

If you didn't think so before, you will now.

Burt needs a good SMACK!
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	Was Burt Reynolds 'joking around' when he bitch slapped the CBS producer?
		Hell no, he was being a pompous ASS!
		I can't tell really....?
		Yes, he was kidding, chill out everyone!
		Who cares, the bastard will be dead in a couple years.
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The Hiltons

So here is Mr. & Mrs. Hilton with their lovely daughter, Paris.

No wonder Paris is a whore. Look at her Mom!
Mrs. H has the most swollen, hard looking funbags I have ever laid eyes on. They go up to her fucking neck! Maybe having your ass surgically sewn to your chest is the latest thing. What do I know? And her legs must be big lumps because she has those Hooters 'hides any flaw' metallic fucking spacestar industrial strength superhose on. But not a wrinkle on that face.
Mr. Hilton, on the other hand, is enjoying a fine Cuban, which he so unknowingly holds like it's his cock. (Or is he showing us how big his dick is with his fingers?) His tie drapes nicely over his cock and points to his sack.
Gorgeous family= gorgeous daughter!

Jessica Simpson Put the Phone Down...

...get the dog out of your lap and fucking DRIVE!

Tom Cruise, Babbling Idiot

No I didn't watch Oprah yesterday.

I saw enough of Tom bouncing around on the couch & Oprah's lap to know that I couldn't possibly sit through an hour of that shit. Tom was hopping around the Oprah show like a freaking caged babboon with his ass on fire. Is he grossing anyone else out?