The Olsen Twins Shrine

The twins visit a shrine erected in their honor.

The Better Looking Sister

Despite her huge nostrils, Nicky will always be hotter than Paris.
But they both will be forever skanks!

Her toe went thataway!

The Scrawny Ass Belongs to....

But of course!


Nice guess, celebrityrant! :SMACK:
I loved that people thought it was Tom Cruise. That little pansy ass...

Whose Ass?

Whose scrawny little ass do you think this is?

Any guesses? Winner gets a SMACK!

"Tom Cruise + Idiot"

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What can we say...our readers ROCK!

Whitney Houston, Out of Rehab...but is She Clean?

Whitney is finally out of rehab again.

I bet Bobby was pretty stoked to see her once she got out. That or he partied the fucking whole time she was gone. More shit for him! Check out this video clip of Bobby preparing to see Whitney for the first time in a month, and the two of them together the following day. Fucking hillarious.

(Clip courtesy of WOW)

Tommy Lee, Fucked Up Again

Duuuuude, I'm so wasted!

I think he's going to hurl.

Former Penthouse Pet Dead at 29

Chloe Jones, a former porn star & Penthouse Pet died last Saturday morning.

The reason for her death is not yet known, but it was sudden. She had also done layouts in Playboy and other magazines. She quit the adult video business last year. Chloe would have been 30 on June 17th. She leaves behind three children. An 8 yr old girl and 7 yr old twin boys.

Good & Evil

Is that it?!

Jessica Alba's Nipple Makes an Appearance..

..at the MTV Movie Awards.

Brad Goes Blonde

Brad Pitt has got himself a new haircolor.

Let me catch my breath because I must say, in this pic I just might actually choose him over Angelina. Meooooow!

Remember the Trilogy of Terror?

I couldn't help but think of that 1975 horror flick...

..when I saw Jessica Simpson at the MTV Movie Awards.

The Daily Lohan Entry..

Someone needs to be a bit more carefull when wearing white.

Lindsay's dress is filthy under her arms. Dirty ho!

Francis Bean & Courtney Love

Kurt Cobain's daughter has turned out to be quite a little cutie.

Her mother on the other hand, just keeps getting grosser & fatter.

Mary Kate Shows Us How Many Meals She Eats a Day

...and how many she throws up?

Jessica Simpson Isn't So Sweet & Innocent Anymore

Apparently, she has gotten around a bit.

Listen to this ex-girlfriend of Bam Margera of MTV's 'Viva la Bam' tell her story about Jessica & Bam hooking up. She also confirms the rumors about Jess & Johnny Knoxville getting it on.

(Jessica in her new video, "These Boots are Made for Walking".)