Greasy titties, scraggly fried blonde extensions, and huge bar tabs.


8/5/05
Tara & Paris, Whoring Their Way Through Summer 2005
8/3/05
8/2/05
Can Anyone Redesign the Smack?
Does anyone out there have the skills to redesign this site?
I am tired of the Blogger template. Any ideas? Thanks In advance!
The Britney Spears Bra Fund
We have had it with Britney Spears not wearing a damn bra.
Ok, I get you bird chested gals who don't have/want to wear one, but Brit is in serious need of some help here. How in the hell does one look her in the eye when talking? I know that I, even being a well gifted female could not pass up the opportunity to visually photograph those knockers. They are mind blowing, but in a monstrous sort of way, ya know?
That's why I decided, with the help of anonymous 7:11, to start a Britney Spears bra fund! That's right folks, any monies donated to this special fund (if any!) will be used to buy Britney Spears a maternity bra.
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Me likes. Have fun with it mofos!
(This idea brought to you by anonymous 7:11am & Spicy Pants...we love you, anonymous mofo!)
This post to stay at the top until further notice!
Living Wax Figure
Victoria Beckham looks more like a wax figure of herself than her actual self!

The artist of her nativity wax figure was sure accurate with all the grease on her face!
8/1/05
Kelly Osbourne Says Hollywood's 'Young Blonde Bombshells' are Drug Addicts
Kelly is no rat though, she isn't naming names.
What she is saying is that many of Hollywood's "blonde bombshells" are heavy drug users.
"I just want to let people know that if you think any of these blonde bombshells aren't drug addicts, trust me, they are, because I've done drugs with them. I'm not going to name names because that's not fair, but we all are. I think it's part of being young, being famous, being insecure with what's happening to you, and just wanting to be accepted by the people you hang out with."
Hmmm...
Well, I can think of a few people who could possibly fit the mold..














