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8/5/05

Tara & Paris, Whoring Their Way Through Summer 2005

Greasy titties, scraggly fried blonde extensions, and huge bar tabs.


Another Pic of Jackie O

Lookin' Good Bro!

Repulsive Britney Spears Pic of the Day

8/3/05

Sienna Miller 6 Weeks Along?

So sayeth the rumormill...
Ooooohhhh!! This is gettin' good!

8/2/05

Can Anyone Redesign the Smack?

Does anyone out there have the skills to redesign this site?
I am tired of the Blogger template.
Any ideas? Thanks In advance!

The Britney Spears Bra Fund

We have had it with Britney Spears not wearing a damn bra.

Ok, I get you bird chested gals who don't have/want to wear one, but Brit is in
serious need of some help here. How in the hell does one look her in the eye when talking? I know that I, even being a well gifted female could not pass up the opportunity to visually photograph those knockers. They are mind blowing, but in a monstrous sort of way, ya know?

That's why I decided, with the help of anonymous 7:11, to start a Britney Spears bra fund! That's right folks, any monies donated to this special fund (if any!) will be used to buy Britney Spears a maternity bra.

(A dollar, nickel, fitty cent, we don't give a rats ass. Every penny helps, right?)
AND here is the online petition (yes, another one!) that you can all sign that we will send along with it.


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Me likes. Have fun with it mofos!
(This idea brought to you by anonymous 7:11am & Spicy Pants...we love you, anonymous mofo!)
This post to stay at the top until further notice!

Living Wax Figure

Victoria Beckham looks more like a wax figure of herself than her actual self!

The artist of her nativity wax figure was sure accurate with all the grease on her face!

Robbie

Quit emailing me for the 'completely outdated Paris Hilton phone list'.

Get the picture?

8/1/05

Kelly Osbourne Says Hollywood's 'Young Blonde Bombshells' are Drug Addicts

Kelly is no rat though, she isn't naming names.
What she is saying is that many of Hollywood's "blonde bombshells" are heavy drug users.
"I just want to let people know that if you think any of these blonde bombshells aren't drug addicts, trust me, they are, because I've done drugs with them. I'm not going to name names because that's not fair, but we all are. I think it's part of being young, being famous, being insecure with what's happening to you, and just wanting to be accepted by the people you hang out with."
Hmmm...
Well, I can think of a few people who could possibly fit the mold..

Caption This Trash!

Bennifer & Britney Bumps

One mother-to-be looks quite beautiful, the other, quite beat.

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

I bet the mirror in that bathroom could tell us stories..

Fergie Pisses Herself

I don't even have to say a word.
The pic speaks for itself.


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