Spot the Differences

I always said Brit looked like a retarded cat.
Now I have the pics to prove it.

Whose Eyebrows are These?

Xtina & Dita, a Sight for Sore Eyes

Christina Aguilera & Dita Von Teese looking delicious!

Not your run-of-the-mill Hollywood starlets...

Caption the Twats!

Separated at Birth?

Introducing Lucy Liu

We loved all of the name suggestions.

You cracked my ass up on some of those names. After lots of thought, we have decided to name her Lucy. (kentuckybelle you suggested Lucy!) Lucy Liu to be exact. She is very scared and timid in her new home right now. We are trying to make her transition a good one.
I'll keep you all updated.
You guys ROCK!

Britney Needs a New Hairdresser

Her extensions look like hell.

Im, sorry, she just really grosses me out. She's just...dirty.

Smackaholics...I Need Help!

Most likely getting a new puppy tomorrow.
After a week and a half of looking through every shellter/rescue/classified ad online for a new dog and meeting a few in person, I think I have found my next true love.
Her breeder dubbed her "Sweetie Girl" and she is 3 mos. old. She is a Rat Terrier.

Anyhow, whether or not it is 'Sweetie' who comes home with me I have to come up with a name.
A name for a female. Anyone have any groovy-ass name ideas?

I would love to hear name suggestions from you!

Big Bird Bitch

Kimberly Stewart looking gorgeous as usual in her grandma couture.
The bitch must be high most of the time. I tend to believe the heroin rumors, there are so many sign pointing towards it. Not being able to dress isn't exactly one of them, but it should be.

Bennifer is Officially 'One'.

They decided to do it before becoming 'three'.

Big Ol' Britney

Tara 'Turpentine' Reid Has Yet Another Drunken Fall

Holy shit, the trainwreck is still in motion.

Nicole Richie is a Total Angel

I mean, hey, she has wings...

...and you can play her like a harp!

Hayden Panettiere and Paris Hilton Party

Hayden Panettiere and Paris Hilton dance and party the night away.

Drinking, clubbing, skankin' and smoking. Never mind that Hayden (Racing Stripes) is a mere girlish fifteen years of age. (Thanks Steffi, I stand corrected, she turned 16 a couple days ago) Hell no, Hollywood doesn't care. Hollywood never cares. (Neither do the bars/clubs who serve them)
What sort of parents does Hayden have anyhow?!

Elizabeth Hurley Topless Sunbathing

I completely forgot I had this picture.
So I must post it before purging it from my puter.

Nice hooters, Liz! Oh, and can I have a copy of the picture you are taking of your snatch?

Nicky Hilton Folows in Lindsay's Footsteps

She decides to go back to blonde.

And she looks horrendous! I have always thought she looked better with the black hair, but now I have no doubt. She looks a lot like Tara Turpentine here, except with an even worse taste in fashion. My great-grandmother wore that shit back in the 60's, and it looked better on her than it does Ms Hilton.☻

Lindsay Lohan Looks Like She is 40 Already.

A hard 40 at that...

Just what hope is there for this already burned out 19 year old? She looks like one of those bar fleas you see hanging around, cigarette hanging out of her mouth and a gin on the rocks in front of her. Open sores on her ankles with no socks wearing fake leather woven shoes & always talking above the music. Eyes always shifting around the room madly, as if she is going to miss something. She steadily sways on her barstool, rambling on about how good she once was.
It's just so easy to predict.