One Last Weekend Away!

Spicy and Mr. Spicy are out getting drunk in the sun this weekend.
I hope you bastards are too! Be back Tuesday.
Stay tuned, I have some good shit in store for you Smackaholics!

Carmen Electra is One HOT Tamale!

This one is for those who love Ms. Electra!

Yes, 'Big Bird Bitch' was Kimberly Stewart..

Many of you thought it was Lindsay Lohan, but here is another picture that shows otherwise.
See how she carries herself like a vulture?

I agree though, it DID look like Lindsay..

The 2005 VMA's

Of course I have to comment on my favorite's..

Jessica does her impression of a slutty French maid,
and Nick does his impression of a clueless husband.














Ashley, you are trying too hard to look like your sister or Xtina..
we can't figure out which though..













Hilary Duff looks like an elfin fairy, (can they have horse teeth?)
all she needs are the wings and wand..














Lindsay doing her impression of Kim Cattrall..















And of course, the VMA's wouldn't be the same without
a couple of party sluts on board!

Those Brows Could Only Belong to the Prettiest of Pretty..

...Carmine Gotti.

Surprised they're not bitches brows? Those Snotty Gawdy Gotti's are the prettiest boy bitches in the spotlight right now. I can't stand those little whining spoiled savage tan fucks. I'm still waiting for their fucking record to come out.
Carmine's eyebrows appear to be perfectly waxed and carefully glued into place. I wonder just how long it takes these little snots to primp everyday?

Damn, you guys are too effin' good at this! Props to all who guessed correctly!