Maybe that would straighten the dumb bitch out.
Listen to what the fucking waste of space said this time. Kim did an interview for STUFF magazine and was asked to tell a joke. So what fucking joke do you think the bitch told? A completely insensitive & out of line one. AND it's not even funny.
Ok, here it goes...
"What has 3 legs and lives on a farm? Paul McCartney and his wife." As many of you know I am sure, Mrs. McCartney is an amputee. (Bike accident 12 yrs ago.)
Fucking brilliant, Kimberly.
Someone hand me some steel toe boots...STAT!
9/9/05
Kimberly Stewart Deserves a Swift Kick to the Head
I am Astounded at the Response...
...to the George W Stencil!
I have been overwhelmed with requests for it today and have been responding to all!
George Bush Doesn't Care About Black People MP3
A HUGE thanks to Wynter who sent me a link to a new mp3 by
The Legendary K.O.
Hear it here!
Ourmedia.org Mirror MP3 Audio 8.7 MB
Produced by Kanye West
Words by Big Mon and Damien a/k/a Dem Knock-Out Boyz
9/8/05
The Versace Women
Allegra, that poor (hardly!) dear is still not looking well.
I just don't understand why someone hasn't helped her. That girl is seriously ill and stomping on death's doorstep. Not that I would expect her blow hungry surgically enhanced mother to be concerned. Allegra rarely makes public appearances. Since turning 18 and instantly inheriting millions from her late uncle, all I can imagine her doing is a huge mountain of coke on a desk like Pacino in Scarface. Not that it is true, but it is all that I can picture.
AV always looks depressed, bored and paranoid. And as you can see she has to hold on to someone to stay standing. That's what you get for having pencil thin getaway sticks.
(Earlier post on The Smack about Allegra)
And then there is Donatella.
She says was coked out for the last 20 years, and I bet she still is. Donatella's nose has morphed into a sort of dick nose. (Not sure if it is from the coke or the surgery.) Her lips are just simply out of control! Can you say Lisa Rinna?
Anyhow, see the morphing of Donatella over the past 10 years for yourself..
'Worst President Ever'
Many of you liked Pink's "Worst President Ever" shirt the other day.
Well homies, look twat I found for you! 
Email me for the printable stencil (larger version of the pic) to make your own tee, or whatever.
celebritysmack(at)aol.com
9/7/05
9/6/05
Lindsay Gaining Weight?
She actually appears to have some boobs and an ass again.
Well, sorta..
(*EDIT: Pics missing thanks to Flickr*)
I Want Some Bumper Nuts!
The brass balls are pretty sweet too..
You can buy them for me at bumpernuts.com. (hint hint)
Mischa Barton Stoops to Kimberly Stewart's Level
By dating her slimy ass ex-boyfriend/creep.
Boy, he sure looks like a real fucking winner. Nice job Mischa! Your new man is even more unattractive than Nicole's, Xtina's and Paris'. And just think, his cock has been inside of KIM! I bet you can't wait to suck on that petri dish surprise! MMmm!
His name is Cisco Adler and he's some rockstar wannabe punk ass who's in a group called, "Whitestarr". Whoever he is, he is just plain nasty.
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