Damn you, Buster.
I was 'tagged' by Dear Buster (wb, mofo!) a few days back. I am finally getting around to posting the 5th sentence of my 23rd post. Here ya go...
"At least the practice is fun..especially with those funbags!"
Here are the rules:
1. Go into your archives.
2. Find your 23rd post.
3. Post the fifth sentence (or closest to it).
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.
5. Tag five other people to do the same thing.
Damn, I am supposed to 'tag' 5 others. Go ahead guys, SMACK me. But you're tagged!
Damn you, Buster.
Britney recently donated a few items to put up on Ebay for the purpose of raising money for the hurricane relief.
Among them, filthy old flip flops.
Remember Britney's foot rash and her stinky feet on the plane? Who in their right mind would touch those nasty things!
Britney posted about the items on her website. "This is a great opportunity to get some cool (and rare) Britney items while contributing to a very important cause!"
See the rest of Britney's stuff on eBay.
Supposedly there is one, and you've probably already heard about it.
I will have it (whether real or not) in my hot little hands soon. Can't freaking wait. Ha! :)
Paris, c'mon, just because we can't see your face doesn't mean we can't tell it's you.
The toes! The toes gave you away!
Paris is leaving a salon after having her lip waxed. When she got to her car she was greeted with a parking ticket. A hard day in the life of Paris.
The younger, less desired Simpson sister celebrated her 21st as a new platinum blonde.
Yes Ashlee, it is finally all about you!
Ashlee, obviously feeling quite sexy, toasts with the girls.
"Screw sipping, let's shoot this shit!"
We all know Ashlee doesn't need to be hammered to sing bad karaoke. I wonder if she sounds better when she's pissed drunk?
The hair? Hate it!
It's been a hell of a week.
Thanks everyone for the well wishes. The surgery went well, but it is only a matter of time before the tumor returns. One year, ten years..depends on fate and the good Lord. There is no treatment available when it does return. Please keep my step-dad in your prayers. Thanks again.