Britney and Kevin have lunch in Maibu at Moonshadows.
She's actually not looking too shabby for just having a baby. I'm shocked. I figured she would be much more bloated. Her figure looks better than Kev's.
Brit's still faithfull to her Kaballah string.
Brit proudly displays her elastic tummy.
Those boots are killing me!
They remind me of the goofy boots of the 80's. They just need the fringe down the back of the boot.
In other news, Nicole smokes as she watches Sara Foster eat.
"I'll have a water."
I know Ashley's nose is a bit distracting.
Bejeezus Pam! No, no attention wanted there!
Lara wore her titties instead of jewelry that night.
Brooke Shields shows us her man boobs/arms/face...
Cameron gets her nips hard with me in mind..
Kylie pokes your eye out.
Nicole when she had titties!
Amanda & Pam playing around, drinking and comparing man-made hooters.
On that note...
Enjoy your HUMP DAY!
In order to curb it's release, Brit & Kev (ok, Brit) are supposedly in the process of negotiating a pay off to the Chaotic crew member who has the video.
And the video is worse than you think. It's rumored that Britney is on the rag. Eek!
Tom would be livid if his untouched, virtuous and pure disciple were to be photographed (or photochopped?) with a nipple exposed.
Nevermind the stretchmarks.
What on earth was she thinking when she chose this (too big) dress?!
Thanks Gennifer for the pics!
He dished the goods on he and Carmen Electra's very brief marriage.
Who knows why Dennis felt compelled to come out with this shit now, or even at all. (It's all in his new book coming out next month.)
Dennis says that Carmen screamed out the 'N' word the first time they fucked. He even quotes her specifically as saying, "Take it, 'n'! Go ahead, take it! This is yours! Yours!"
Sounds like something Paris Hilton would say.
Dennis recalls another incident where he was boinking Carmen while they were in the backseat of his Bentley. Carmen talked with a bodyguard sitting up front during the sexcapade and even said to him, "George, will you tell Dennis to stop, I'm getting tired!"
And as for that huge fight the night they were arrested? Carmen apparently tried to insert...get this...a piece of uncooked penne pasta "into her husband while he slept." !!
Holy shit, and I thought I was a freak!
The pic below was taken by a member of PETA right after one of them threw a pie at Vogue's Editor-in-Chief Anna Wintour.
A vegetarian tofu pie, nonetheless.
It all happened as Anna attended a fashion show in Paris Saturday. Apparently it was retaliation for Vogue's refusal to use PETA's advertising versus their running fur ads. (PETA offered to pay an equivalent amount for the space but was turned down.)
Anna even wears fur for the occasion. D'oh!