Nicole at the 15th Annual Environmental Media Awards

Still skinny but gorgeous as always.
















She looks a little like Mary Kate in the third pic.

Jennifer & Vince Just Hanging Out Together

They seem very comfortable and content with eachother.

Or they are beat from the hot oily love session they just had.

Britney's Baby Pics

The 'first pics' of Britney, Sean & KFed you may have seen on other sites are apparently stolen.


They are personal pics of the Spederlines
that were stolen from someone who got his/her
grubby hands on them. Britney has threatened
to sue any site who publishes them.
Specifically,
"Anyone who publishes, sells or otherwise exploits any of
these images in any way will be subject to liability and
damages for wilful infringement of copyright."

Rumors of Paris Latsis & Lindsay..

The buzz is that the two may have met up at Koi recently.

But honestly, the only evidence I have seen/heard is that the two arrived seperately. Big deal.
The 'evidence'.

Paris Goes Down on Fat Joe

Done with true skank style, spread eagle in a dress even.

She has no self respect whatsoever, does she?
I'm sure the people on the other side of the room got a rank show.


Nasty, stinky, blonde bag-o-bones!

Even Luciano Pavarotti Uses Botox

He sure doesn't have many wrinkles for someone who is 70.




I'm sure the hair is all his too.
And the color. And the teeth.
And the nose....



And why the
hell is he wearing a womans
scarf?

Damn Tara, Do Another Rail Girlfriend!

Look at the size of those fucking pupils!
(Click photo to zoom in)
So Tara was recently quoted as saying (once again) that she is quitting booze. Does this mean she'll be doing a ton of blow instead?

Caption the Seal & Pup!

Paris Gets a Shake with Her Fries

So Paris tell us, how does that shake taste coming back up?

Lindsay Goes Brunette

Flashing her trademark peace sign...



She's still sportin' those Cheeto fingaz!












Hanging out in in Hollywood..




















It's probably just the pic, but it sure looks like she is also sportin' a nipple ring!

Sure She Looked Great Yesterday...

Ashlee Simpson yesterday at a party in NY to celebrate her new album.



She actually looks pretty good!
...wait is that really her?
















And just one day before, leaving her hotel. Yikes!

Flickr Robbed Me of My Account.

WTF?

I made all nipple/inappropriate pics 'Private', and don't think I violated any terms of use. (Unless some anonymous fuck reported me as being offensive, which I wouldn't fucking doubt.) The email has been sent to them, and hopefully they will respond ASAP so I can figure this shit out. Hugely fucking lame. But never fail Smackaholics, Flickr will not hold us down. But it might just bite the big dick. For me anyhow.

Any image hosting site suggestions? Are there any that will host my pics without freaking out when they see a nipple? Screw free hosting sites, I don't mind paying as long as I know my pics won't up and disappear. Any suggestions would be helpful.

Update later this evening.

-Spicy

Madonna Looks Like a Drag Queen

That or one of the New York Dolls..









The older she gets, the manlier she looks.

Vinnie & Jenny Tongue Wrestling

So much for the rumors that they are only friends.




Just get it out in the open you two. Jen, we all know that you have rebounded hard and fast, and we're sympathetic. (Not really.) Vince, nice score on the freshly wounded prey. Way to take her under your wing.
I don't think this one will last, although I have to say I think they make a cute couple. I just don't see much of a future with this duo. I predict it will end as fast as it happened. Probably about the time Brangelina has it's first natural born child. Just a hunch.

Ashlee Plays the Dumb Blonde

This space for rent.

Britney Out and About in Malibu Again

Ok Britney, you surprised most of us the other day when you showed us you're losing the pregnancy chub.

Should have quit while you were ahead.



Can I get a banjo up in here!

Caption the Bush Fire!

Oh, this one is much too easy..

Crüe Kid

Nikki Sixx of Mötley Crüe was the little rascal in the pic.

Nice going, DesperateHousewife.



The looker of the Crüe bunch.