Happy Birthday, Celebrity Smack!
It was a year ago today that CSmack came to life. It all started with the Lindsay Lohan nipple slip pics. I was (and still am) convinced she had flashed her funbag on purpose and that it was no 'accidental' slippage. I was home from a surgery and had a week to kill. The percocet's were kicking in..
A blog was born.
So here we are one year later. I am honestly surprised at how much this blog has grown! Damnit, I guess I have to keep working on it then...
All kidding aside, thanks to all you crazy fucks out there who have a sick sense of humor, like me, and thank you all for supporting this crazy mess. I love ya for it.
I will be gone until Sunday with out of town family matters. Might be able to get something in before then, but most likely not.
Have a safe weekend. Have a beer, shot or a toke for me, will ya?
Here's to another year!
SMACK! 
11/4/05
It is Celebrity Smack's 1st Birthday!
Ashlee Simpson...All Fucked Up at McD's
While in Toronto Ashlee made a real ass of herself.
Drunk as hell and making a scene while getting some grub at McD's. She sure comes across as an arrogant little snatch. 
"You won't kiss my feet so fuck you.."
I wish I woulda been there to smack the little karaoke queen.
*See the video here*
11/3/05
Now This is Some Funny Shit
I normally wouldn't post this sort of thing, but it made me laugh harder than anything has in a long time.
Enjoy.
Barney vs. Tupac
11/2/05
Hear Kevin Federline Suck
A sample of his new single has hit the net.
I bet you thought I'd never say it.
Listen
via Stereogum
11/1/05
The Final Post Tonight, as Promised...
..is my Halloween costume.
You heard about it, I described it. Now you get to see the real thing. Hold on to your ballsack.
Bad pics, but they're going to have to do. They're all I have.
With my hubby, before the party.
Yes, I was completely ripped at this point.
Cameron & Justin's Masquerede Party
In NYC.
She still has him right where she wants him...
In a chokehold!
Boy, she sure looked like shit that night! I still don't get what he sees in her. Ok, she has a great ass. But can an ass a relationship make? Apparently so...
Lindsay's Halloween Costume
Lindsay was a firewoman with hydrant red lips.
To quote 'Mean Girls',
"Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."
So I guess I'll keep quiet.
Paris at Playboy Mansion Halloween Party
This time she goes as a Stank Pussy.
Ok, a rank cat. The other one just sounded so much more accurate.
Britney's Baggage Handler Love
Britney gets off her ultra private jet and whisks by the baggage handler fellows.
Unfortunately for the little guy it was without a glance or even the slightest acknowledgement.
Awhhhh....
You can see that he is completely mesmerized by Brit in all her Kabbalahness.
I bet he has never looked happier in his life. He is just so happy to be there at that moment.
It almost brings a tear to my eye.
The heavier one finally really checks her out when her better half is in view..
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