The Anti-Christ Grows Within..

Kate Holmes is getting pretty big!


Childbirth is going to be pretty hard on her, being as she is not allowed any drug during delivery nor is she allowed to make any noise. (link) Can you fucking believe it? Insane! No grunting, no crying, no moaning while pushing, bitch. Just shut your trap and do what you were paid to do.


Thanks BSBabee03!

Whose Ass?

Can you guess who the owner of this ass is?

Lighten Up on the Make Up JLo

You look like a vintage barbie.

Love is Blind

Cynthia Nixon and her babe hanging out together.

Heidi Klum Has an Elasti-Tummy

She's back on the runway already!


Amazing. And sickening. Wow.

British Fashion Awards

And the award for worst presentation goes to...

Zandra Rhodes, designer.

Oh my.

Orange Lindsay

She actually looks pretty good despite being so damn orange!
The only place she isnt orange is under her nose..

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Eddie Murphy & Johnny Gill

Not doing much to stop the gay rumors are they?

Not that there is anything wrong with that...

They HAVE to be an item. Even their ex's believe the hype!

Paris Shops the Morning After the Crash

Wow, that's a lot of crap.
Wait...that's ALL crap!

Paris' Boyfriend Stavros Niarchos Needs to Learn to Drive

Yes, the paparazzi are hounding them.

But that doesn't appear to be the reason that Stavros couldn't drive. Gee, it was only 3am. I'm sure he was sober. What a fucking idiot.
Watch video here.

You Talkin' to ME?

Wow, this was obviously our hardest one yet.
But Sara Mouth finally got it! Nice going, girl. Who's the Baby #5 was Robert De Niro. One of my favorite actors, EVAR!

Remember Sabrina the Teenage Witch?

She was a fine little lass with a smokin' bod.

















Not dissin' her pregnancy, but OMG!
I would NEVER in a million years guess
that she was the little witch!













Dlisted

Lindsay's Ugly Hands

Yes, I have ranted many times about her ugly Cheeto fingers/hands.
But I have to mention it again. Will someone buy Lindsay some mittens, a loofah or a clue?

KFed Smokin' the Funny Pipe

I done rap real good afta a toke of da herb.

Jen & Vince, Just Kickin' It

I think they are adorable.




Oh, except the Uggs. They are the moon boots of the 00's.

Britney Goes to Victoria Secret

Kevin must be doing SOMETHING right.

Who's the Baby? (#5)

Who's the little guy?

Reunited and it Feels so Good..

Hef Still Got It

Hugh Hefner still be pimpin' his bad self in his golden years.

At the Palms Casino Resort 4th Anniversary Party with babes-a-plenty.
They will bury him with a grin on his face.

Madonna & Child

Madge & Lourdes Maria Ciccone Leon attend the 'Harry Potter & The Goblet Of Fire' world premiere.
Lourdes is a beautiful child. As for Madonna, she needs to give up the head-to-toe purple clothing and feathered hair phase she is going through. It seems as if she is trying desperately to start a new trend of some sort...but she is failing miserably. While hosting the EMA's, Ali G spoke his mind about Queen Madge. "Welcome to the 2005 Eurovision Song Contest. The singer before me - who was he? It was very courageous of MTV to start the show with a genuine transvestite." Great minds think alike.

Janet's Working on that Chubby Ass

Looks like Janet is ready to lose that extra weight she gained this past year.