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11/19/05

Mariah Carey's Eatin' Good

She's put on a few pounds since getting her abs airbrushed.


Tracy writes Celebrity Smack a few weeks back with this juicy morsel about our favorite spoiled rotten diva...

" I have a few small tidbits for
you ... a couple of friends of mine work in the hotel scene in Hawaii and Las Vegas... supposedly Mariah Carey doesn't allow the room service people to make eye contact with her when they deliver her order to her room!" BITCH!

Celebrity Advertisements (#4)

Brit's Steppin' Out

Partying in New York this past week..

Britney Gets Her Nails Done

I just don't get why.

She'll chew them off within a week no doubt. She must have an appearance coming up in the next day or two.














Britney's Last Supper before the tips are appllied...

11/18/05

Read as Talan's Girlfriend Turns Green with Envy

She isn't so happy about him being engaged to Kimberly.

Her MySpace journal HERE.

"VOTE NO TO SKANKY ASS WHORES - I mean do you SEE the ROCK on her finger...freakin 5 carats... and after 2 months of dating... I CALL BS... SO a publicity stunt!"

Oh mah Gawd, I could juz die! Waahhh!



(JustJared)

Hollypops!

I LOVE Gallery of the Absurd!





11/17/05

Celebrity Advertisements (#3)

Pam for PETA

Paris Breaks Her Back While Posing

Could she possibly try any harder?


Lindsay & Nicole

Lindsay looks pretty excited to have her pic taken with Nicole, doesn't she?

Ozzy Does His Best Imitation of...

..Janis Joplin!


Crazy Jessica

She always has that freaky look on her face.

Is it..

A) She's startled

B) She's smiling but due to the botox her face doesn't move much

C) She's higher than hell

D) Or...?

Dennis Rodman's Wanker

Sorry, I should have warned you first..
Naahhh!













A Socialite's Life

Yay for Lindsay

She really is looking great these days.

The hair change & weight gain did wonders for that lil' freckled diva. She has a body again! I think she's cleaned her act up a bit too. She no longer has those geeked eyes and she generally looks to be happier & healthier.

Kimberly Found a SUCKA!

And he gave her a 5 carat ring.

I know, I can't believe it either. He must be thinking with the wrong head.

EDIT: See Talan's ex-girlfriends MY SPACE journal where she is wigging out about the whole deal!
(JJ)

The Little Blonde One Was...

"That's soo David Spade!"
Right you are Jessica! But I got a kick out of the Donald Trump guess.

11/16/05

Who's the Baby? (#7)

Who is this little blonde boy?

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Beverly Hills Choppers Presented Paris with a Bike Built in Her Honor

Can someone tell me WHY?













The bitch has everything, why on earth would they want to build her a freaking bike? Who'd she blow this time? Unfucking real.

Now THAT'S an Ass!

Sha-fucking-ZAMMM!

Serena Williams should be the one known for her ass, not JLo.

Britney's Braless Bosoms

If you ever wanted to see Britney's tits, now's your chance.

She's puttin' them out there for the entire world to (practically) see.

Hey,
I remember that nasty ass rag of a shirt from when she was about 5 months pregnant.
I thought it looked bad on her then, but this time I think it looks worse.
Girlfriend got herself some cone titties.

Angelina & Brad Set to Wed

It will take place at George Clooney's Italian villa on Thursday, December 1.
The pre-nup is in place, and soon after the Pitt's will reportedly make their relationship public.
You know if it's at Clooney's place it'll be a hell of a party. That boy knows how to have a good time. (Hey George, call me if you need a bartender.) *wink wink*

Do you think the bride will wear black...?

Paris & Boy Toy #1649 Have Officially Split

Hardly breaking news. *Yawn*

Stavros is reported as saying, "I need time to reflect. I should have been home today studying, instead I am here paying $100,000 worth of bills." Hopefully that means he dumped her sorry ass instead of the other way around.

Consider it a cheap lesson, meathead.

11/14/05

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More Mangled Heiress Toes

As ugly as she is inside.


When They Were Sweet, Innocent & Daddy's!

Now they are only Daddy's.


But I think he shares.

Caption the Melons!

They Ooze 'CLASS'

They deserve eachother.

Kiera Knightly Joins the Club

Welcome to the Nip Slip Twits.

The Ever Posing, Always Greasy, Possibly Alien..Victoria Beckham

Egad.

Jack's Back

Showing off his new bod again.

Can't say I blame him. He still has those chipmunk nut storing cheeks though.

OH SO much better than his last nekkid photo!

Xenu's Maker

The baby was Ms. Tomkat, Katie Holmes.


Remember the cold sore pics? They were taken after the romantic getaway to Italy that Tom & Kate took. Funny, that was about 6 months ago. Maybe they took the turkey baster with them.

11/13/05

Jada Pinkett Smith's Mommy Tummy

It's a little distracting from the music at this show..

She is totally ripped though!


Who's the Baby This Time? (#6)

Who's the dark haired little bug-eyed babe?



Lindsay Lohan & Jared Leto Engaged?

That's the talk of tinseltown this weekend.


Lindsay has been sportin' a ring on her ring finger. We'll see in good time if the rumor holds true or not...

Helen Hunt's Butt - Say That Ten Times..

Yep, that ass belongs to Helen.

Congrats, Anonymous 10:47PM for having the first correct answer.






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