..and Spicy is out bartending private parties all weekend.
So I won't be able to update until tomorrow. Hang in there Smackaholics!
XOXO
12/3/05
It's Party Time
12/2/05
12/1/05
Kimberly Wasn't Always Repulsive
She actually looked pretty cute there for awhile when she was younger.
I like the short hair on her. Looks a lot better than the ratty extensions she wears now. Her face doesn't look the same as it used to. What exactly is it? I can't pinpoint it, but something is different. For the worse..
Who's the Baby? (#10)
Who's the shy looking little lady?
Edit: Nice going FaAn, you were the first to guess Melanie Griffith!
Charlize Theron is My New Angelina
I liked Angelina Jolie before everyone else was in love with her.
I swear! 
Now it's just not the same. Angie's so overexposed and mainstream now.
Soo.. I have changed my girl crush to Charlize Theron. That woman is just plain HOT. Meeooow!
Cocaine on Wacko Jacko's Panties
Did you fucking hear about this?
What I want to know is how the hell it got there. I mean I can only think of so many ways..
What's your theory?
Congrats Ben & Jen!
It's a girl!
They finally induced labor on the house sized Jennifer Garner. They plan to name the ball of sweetness 'Violet'.
Yay for Jen & Ben!
11/30/05
Jessica Still Wears Her Ring
...around her neck.
Probably on the advice of her Daddy.
How sad. Jess used to stand for everything that Hollywood wasn't. Didn't take long for her to be corrupted, did it?
Paris & Her Brunette Wig
What ever for? 
You know she isn't trying to dodge paparazzi or anything. Blonde or brunette, a skank is a skank is a skank.
Christina & Jordy's Reception Pics
Christina says she might change her name to Maria Bratman.
She says, "I'll probably always be Christina Aguilera professionally, but I'm thinking of changing some legal things and going by my middle name Maria and his last name."
Any baby Bratman's in the future? Xtina says, "We definitely, definitely want to have children. I think we will probably start trying when we wrap up my next world tour and I'm very, very excited about that."
So That's What Lindsay Looks Like Without the Mystic Tan
Here she is, minus the spray tan, on the set of "Bobby".
11/29/05
More of Topless Moss
Kate Moss during a photo shoot in St. Barth.
Venture to say her modeling days are numbered?
'Jemoney' You're on Da Money
Nice guess, you were the first to answer baby #9 correctly!
Dave Navarro was the kid on Mom's lap. Meeoooow...
Shakira on TRL
Shakira looks like she's caught in the 80's. 
The black nylons, shop rag dress and Material Girl jewelry all look like hell. Might I go out on a limb and say the boots are dreadfull as well? I know all of young Hollywood are into the 80's chunky wooden heel, slouchy leather foldover knee boot. But not me. I wouldn't be caught dead in them, even if I did live in LA. The thing is, I remember when that shit was popular the last time around. I am still embarassed when I see myself wearing those boots in pictures with oversize cowl neck sweater dresses and braided ribbon barretts in my hair.
(BTW, if you're too young to remember..DON'T ASK!)
Keep the Guesses Rolling in...
..we still don't have a winner of Who's the Baby #9!
Hint: He still has perfectly arched (and waxed!) eyebrows.
Jack Osbourne & His Babe
I'm impressed, she's a cutie. 
But she does need to do away with the panty show. And Jack needs to do something about that hair!
11/28/05
Spicy Links!
Johnny Knoxville is a Jackass. *PopSugar*
Paris & Nicole, once again playing stupid all the way to the bank. *The Bosh*
Lots of celebrity before and after pics, some are uglier than hell. *JustJared*
Her lumps...her lumps her lumps her lumps. *HollywoodTuna*
Jen & Vince engaged? *Glitterati*
Lindsay Tries on Engagement Rings
And why the hell not, rings are getting thrown around in Hollywood right now like there is no tomorrow.
Lindsay is still carrying her camera around everywhere. In case of an accident?
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