Oh how I love Richard.
If you grew up in the 70's I know you do too. He made it just a week after his 65th birthday, which was on Dec. 1st. He died this morning of a heart attack. R.I.P. Richard. We send our love to his many family & friends.
12/10/05
Richard Pryor Dead at 65
12/9/05
Mariah's Christmas Ham Ass
'Nuclear' sent this to me as 'Mariah before airbrushing'.

Can it be real, or is it a photoshopped pic? (I'd put my money on it being authentic!) Regardless, that's a hell of a can!
Lindsay is Looking Lucious this Holiday Season
I have to give L2 props.
That girl has come a long way this past year. And what a year she has had. Last year at this time we were all still buzzing about her notorious nipple slip and whether or not it was staged.

That was back when she was still a stunning redhead..
But once she dyed her hair blonde and got all bony on us in May, all attention was on her body...
...and her partying lifestyle.

Then there were the accidents..
And the bleached scalp...
But these past few months Lindsay has cleaned up her act. Gained weight, stayed out of the tabloids for having fits or locking herself in a club bathroom for 45 minutes, and she went brunette. The hair by the way does wonders for her complexion and all around looks.
So here's to you, Ms. Lohan. Nice job cleaning up your own mess. You look amazing.
12/8/05
12/7/05
Nicole and DJ AM are Through!
I am genuinely surprised for once.
I wonder what happened. They really seemed very happy together. Proof that nothing is as it seems in Hollywood. Or anywhere for that matter.
I have a hunch that someone needs to lay off the party circuit though..
12/6/05
Jack's Celebrity Smack
Whoa.
What the did I stumble upon today but some DJ in San Diego (100.7) with a 'brand new' blog that has decided to call it Jack's Celebrity Smack. He does some ipod broadcasts as well. Anyone heard of this guy? Fuck. Makes me want to change the name of my blog. But I had it FIRST! Grrr.... .
Gisele is Not so Hot
I have never thought she was anything to get all fired up about.

Sure, you get her in the right lighting, makeup and doll her up and she looks all right. But sometimes I can't help but think she looks like she got hit in the face with a shovel..
12/5/05
Spicy Links!
Live8 sues Anna Nicole. (Glitterati)
Kotex Slippers on Ebay! (DListed)
Whitney Houston casts the first stone. (Nosy Snoop)
The Gotti's are too sexy for Christmas. (Socialite's Life)
Beelzebub gets hitched. (Gabsmash)
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
I have heard all the 'Nicole looks like a fly' jokes, but this time, I'm serious!

Girlfriend even has wings. Only difference is she pukes her food up after eating it instead of puking on it before eating it.
Sorry Nicole, I actually do love you.
Mariah's Airbrushed Ass
Oh yes, Ms. Lookatme did yet another Christmas shoot.
Funny how her body's outline is fuzzy/blurry on the right side. Like it was perhaps, airbrushed. I know, the horror! Of course it's just a hunch. I have this amazing ability to see the obvious.
I wonder how many pictures this woman has of herself hanging in her mansion? I mean do you know anyone, celebrities included, who have pictures taken of their ass in front of a Christmas tree? Way to get into the holiday spirit Mariah. Talk about exploiting Christmas...sheesh.
KFed Drowning His Sorrow
Or just getting plowed for the hell of it. 
Here he is, true to form, in Vegas. (Where else?)
A fool and his (wife's) money are soon partying.
12/4/05
VH1 'Big In 05' Awards
A pretty colorful bunch attended.
Lindsay appears to be having a good time, but looks like she needs a coat.
Kathy Griffin showing off her man-made, self-sprayed body.
Tori, Tori, Tori. Still looking like a manhorse.
Scott Weiland looks like hell. He used to be hot, way back when.
Who the hell is Bonnie McKee? Well, here she is looking like a sore thumb.
That prick John Fairplay, being his usual prick self.
Jessica Simpson looking oh-so-over Nick.
Jane Wiedlin, a total hot little pixie as always.
Still Throwing Up Gotti...
Chris Knight & Adrianne Curry whooped it up. Damn, that girl got her meathooks into him, didn't she? That's one pw mofo.














