Merry Christmas Smackaholics!

Spicy loves ya!

Fun with Airbrushing, vol.2 by Mariah Carey

I happened across this old pic (obviously old, she isn't bloated) yesterday.

Looks to me like Mariah has airbrushed her abs more than just that one time.
If you come across any other air-abs pics send them in! Shit, I'll post every last one.

Paris & Stavros Still Bumping Uglies

One of the uglies cut their hair..

Mariah Carey in Aspen

Can you say Chubby Bunny?


Yes I am being a catty bitch but I can't stand the twat.

Charlize Theron as Marilyn Monroe

MEOOOW!

Kate Moss' Comeback

Cute commercial airing in the UK.

The Contract

The Chronic of Narnia

Saturday Night Live Fucking ROCKS!
Last week they had the best skit EVAR!
Check it!

The Chronic of Narnia

(edit: whoops fixed spelling error!)

More Celebrity Christmas Cards

What's on Nicole's Mind?

A Hamburger maybe?

Brooke Hogan Likes to Suck..

...Her gut in!

(BH & her bf)
Not that she is fat or anything, but she always (at events) looks as though she is ready to pass out from holding her breath while sucking it in.
Brooke you are trying too hard, babe. You can sing (hey, better than Brit!) and although you aren't very photogenic, you are a pretty girl. Listen to your Dad, he gives great advice.
Stop dressing so slutty and trying to be the Hogan barbie doll. You really are more appealing when you are just being yourself and not trying like hell to impress.
AND enough with the Mystic Tan!

I Always Thought I’d be a Mom

Sometimes I wish for a mistake...

Hotties Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale are expecting their first child, due in June. And a gorgeous child it will be!

Paris Blows Her Wad

...on a ton of shit for those lucky enough to know the stupid cow.
That's $100,000 of shit crammed into her car...

Paris Hilton's Christmas Party Gets Busted

Someone complained about the noise.

The cops showed up but unfortunately they didn't get to taser and drag the bitch off to the clinker. A shame.

Tara Reid, the Morning After

After what, we don't know.


She appears to still be wearing the day before's makeup.
Possibly even day old clothes and I think she left her bra somewhere.

Rough night?

Nah, just a typical one..

Courtney Love & Frances Bean Shopping

I adore Frances Bean.






















I am happy to see her with her mother again. C'mon Courtney, keep it together babe. You have a completely precious child there. She is a strong and wise girl for her age. It's nice to know that Frances may not end up like her parents. Amazing that child came out of Courtney's womb, isn't it?

Carmen Electra & Her Dog Wishing You a Merry Christmas

Is it just me and the way my filthy mind works or does her sweatshirt appear to have a vagina?























A zipper clit even!















Regardless, Carmen is smoking hot!

Brittany Murphy's Roadmap Knockers

More routes than Mapquest!

Cover them up or conceal that shizzle. Instead you're displaying them on a freaking shelf!