Remember as a little girl how we loved those wonderful head-on-a-platter styling heads?
We could do their makeup and hair and make them look pretty..even though they had no bodies. Then as we became teenagers we dyed their hair, gave them mohawks and threw them from tall buildings. Well, at least I did.
Here are some modern day 'styling heads' that I think may have been inspired by celebrities. Here take a look for yourself..
The Star Jones head.
Complete with chest scar and bag of excess skin.
The Denise Richards head.
Comes with a knife so you can stab all of your friends in the back.
The Mischa Barton head.
This head is well equipped with tampons..you know, just in case you wear the 'white pants' on the 'wrong day'!
Ahh..the Paris Hilton head.
Prescribed bottle of penicillin and lazy eye included.
The Janet Jackson head.
Complete with surprised eyes and inflatable cheeks.
And finally the Posh Spice head.
This head comes with a stick to shove up her ass.
8/4/06
Celebrity Styling Heads
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I'm on the fuckin floor, Spicy LOL
Crazy hilarious!
the Star Jones one is too pretty...the others are great!
Haaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Bwa ha ha. Poor Mischa we're never going to stop talking about her period pants.
lmao.... and the denise richards one is creepy cause it looks EXACTLY like her!!
this is too funny---would have liked to see a Pam head on a platter---The Paris head should also come with condoms
Too funny Spicy! The Janet Jackson one scares me though. Dunno why.
LOL! I used to have one of those heads that people in beauty schools used for haircuts and crap like that. They are very realistic looking, with real hair and all. When I lived in Seattle, I got evicted from an apartment, so we took the head and gave it a beautiful mohawk, put it in the freezer with ketchup, corn and other lovely things coming out of the hollow neck part of the head and poked it's eyes out and then left it there. The landlord eventually found it and about had a heart attack thinking it was actually someones decapitated head. Yeah, I know......pretty sick. But, come on, it was Seattle and was the mid 80's and we were the Batcavers that hung out at The Monastery. Nuff said about that! The landlords name was Joy. I don't think she was very joyful after we pulled that one on her. I had that head for years before I left it for Joy in the freezer. Seemed like a good time to let the head go. I had named it "Edie" after Edie Sedgwick. I know I just dated myself horribly, but thought you'd enjoy the story. Hope it wasn't too sick and wrong for your site! Cheers - The Duke
Hahaha. I hope they come with tissues and powder so that the little girls can strategically place the powder under the dolls noses...you know, so they can have the stars coke problems down to a T.
Did that cross the line?
-ImBringingBloggingBack
Eeek, that is SO Denise Richards and Posh Spice. But now I am reminded that I was a deprived little girl. No dollhead on a platter not even a single Barbie Doll to do rude things to.
I remember getting one of those Barbie heads on a platter (1978, I was in the 1st grade or something like that) and it had real make- up, LOL, you could not wash that stuff off. My step sister and I mutilated my Barbie Head on a platter, she looked like Cyndi Lauper on crack, long before Cyndi Lauper was famous. :D
Wow-- I begged for a Barbie Beauty Center for 2 years staight & my pareents wouldn't spend the $9.99. I still check ebay looking for an original in that bright pink cardboard box with the little curlers & yellow compact. Most of them have nbeen mutilated over time!!
These are great, but the original head on a plateer was awesome!!
oops--platter--
I should really preview my comments!
Misha's period pants?? never heard of it
AND the Lindsay head
complete with Orange skin:
http://www.johnlewis.com/jl_assets/product/230279846.jpg
Ahahahah *snort* Ahahaha
http://celebritysmack.blogspot.com/2006/01/mischa-barton-sees-red.html
There is Spicy's post about Mischa and her period accident.
OMG, did anyone else see the "BLOODY TRIXIE" who posted? OMG, her website is FOUL!
This ia the best & most original thing I've seen in two weeks on anyone's site! Although I think the Janet Jackson head looks more like STAR Jones :0)
Thanks Bam!
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