But wait...Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are set to marry by Christmas! 
If you recall the couple said that they would not marry until everyone could marry legally.
According to multiple sources, (if that means anything) Brangelina is set to wed in a small village just outside Johannesburg in South Africa.
They aren't calling it a wedding though, it is being called their, 'Affirmation Ceremony'.
Reportedly Oprah was the one who convinced the power couple to get hitched. She and Angie are pretty tight you know...
12/8/06
Gays to Wed Everywhere, Legally!
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I was one of the biggest fans that Brad had. I am so sick of hearing about him and this home wrecker. Who cares already?
Yawn. She will be married a third time. Does anyone remember wnen she married her first husband, Johnny hmmm well he was the hot one from the movie Trainspotting. Well she bit the tip of her finger off and wrote his name in her blood across her tee shirt.
Makes it kinda hard to follow up on that right?
Any ideas?
The Six Degrees of Angelina Jolie's Sex Life, a fun game.
1. I'd like to say - fuck oprah. But then, she does all these good things for people and I have to take it all back. 2. They shouldnt get married or affirmed or whatnot - they need to keep it real - real single. Wait until gays everywhere can tie the knot. Only a few more years, really.
I give these 2 six months of "wedded bliss"--tops!
"1. I'd like to say - fuck oprah. But then, she does all these good things for people and I have to take it all back."
ahahahah... the true mark of a sociopath... ophrah probably whips puppies while no one's looking to vent her shame @ becoming wealthy for kissing up to cheesecake-eating, Bailey's Irish Cream-drinking, fat white middle class matriarchs... who is she to advise anyone? she has SO MUCH clout she could do amazing things in the world, and just sinks her influence into sucking up to the white folk. cunt. also, WHO THE FUCK CARES about Brangelina anymore. Talk about old, uninteresting news.
okay, since everyone else is.
my two cents:
i love brangelina. shut up. fuck you.
and oprah? sure, wow, she's done some great stuff. but SOME is the operative word, here. she is worth SO MUCH MONEY and could do SO MUCH MORE than pander to the daytime crowd. come on, oprah. be worthy of your spajillionz.
oh and gays marrying everywhere?? FUCK YES.
I'm surprised to hear that Oprah's the one who's persuading them to get hitched. Like it's any of her business. What the hell would she know anyway? Despite being with her partner for 20 years, she never married him.
Angelina is nothing but a whore. Brad , you have gone downhill my man. You suck too.
Love them! Doubt that they're getting married though. Addng oprah in the mix is a red flag... Nobody wants Oprah at their wedding!
Let us know when Oprah and Gayle are gonna tie the knot!
I bet they got married before Shiloh was born.
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