Lindsay Lohan & Al Gore Take on the World!

Just another item to reaffirm our belief that Lohan is a coked-out nutjob...who needs help.

















According to Page Six, Lindsay wrote an interesting yet somewhat unintelligible email last week, most likely right after taking down a fattie. The email was sent to friends and attorneys.
Heh.

LL says she wants to clean up her public image and fight the media over their portrayal of her. She seems to think that Al Gore, Former President Clinton and Hillary Clinton are her circle of friends in her fight.

"Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me...if he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary (sic) Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan Metroplis (sic), and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK."

"Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character." Referring to the Enquirer's recent story about her cocaine overdose at the Chateau Marmont.

Then she really rolls off into lala land by describing a seemingly world changing press conference, and how much of a rolemodel she is and blah, blah, blah.
(I'm at) "such a young and tender age in a woman's life. It's enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change."

"..how our society should be educated for the better of our country. Our people . . . because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see."

(It's the) "way of the future-Howard Hughes," (huh?) she wants to "release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite [sic] letter to the press."

Lohan then talks about someone only referred to as "LR" and how she'd like to sue her for "what she's done to me."

"It's my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all. But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my opinion. I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be."

Lohan's representative, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, had no comment. No doubt!
I mean, what the hell do you say to that?

Like I have said before, this girl needs some serious help.
She is just screaming for it.

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