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12/11/06

Mariah Carey Thinks She is Being Mistaken for a Porn Star

Mariah Carey is taking legal action against porn star 'Mary Carey' to stop her from trademarking the name.

Mariah seems to think it is too similar to her own name, and that people just might confuse the two of them.

Mary Carey was quoted as saying, "It's kind of funny because I'm a porn star and I've been being myself for a long time. I think she's being silly."


Mary's lawyer, David Beitchman, added, "My first thought was, does Mariah Carey realize what her lawyer is comparing her to and are they seriously concerned? Do they seriously think the fans are going to be confused?"


My thoughts? Thanks for asking.
Is the porn star's name 'Mariah Carey'?
No.

So I think Mariah should just shove the lawsuit up her ample ass.

Case closed.


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4 Smack Talkers:

heather said...

oh, that's hilarious. her head is ALMOST ... ALMOST... as big as her ass!

Shark said...

The lawsuit SHOULD go up her ass; right back where she pulled it from in the first place.

Anonymous said...

If she quit dressing as a porn star, people wouldn't be mistaken.

Anonymous said...

well mariah does dress or more like undress like a porn star. maybe it is a hint she needs to cover her big ass up and she wouldn't be confused w/the real porn star!


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