The weekend has finally arrived.
I probably won't be posting anything today, my precious child (my dog) was spayed yesterday and is feeling blue and is in dire need of being pampered. Besides, there is like, NOTHING going on.
Nicole has her new Jimmy Choo ads out, Lindsay is not pregnant says her publicist, and Lou Rawls died today. Other than that, nada. So that's all the Smack you're getting today.
In it's place I will be posting pics of none other than the infamous Lucy Liu. (My child/dog)
See ya soon.
1/6/06
TGIF!
1/5/06
Trouble in Paradise for TomKat
Rumor has it that the pair has been fighting.
*Shock!* *Horror!*
It even got so bad during the holidays that they left Katie's parents home days before they had originally planned. I don't think Kate's family has quite taken a liking to the puzzle-tooth actor with a Napolean complex.
TomKat has sure been maintaining a low profile these past few weeks..
1/4/06
The Lazy Eye That Won't Go Away
Fucking lazy eye is anything but lazy, that fucker is showing up everywhere! 
It never misses an event!
Listen to Fed Suck
Listen to Popozao...if you dare! 
Sing along!
In Portuguese it means bring your ass
On the floor and move it real fast
I wanna see your kitty and a little bitta titty
Wanna know where I go when I'm in your city
Girl, don't you worry about all the dough
Cuz a cat is coming straight outta the know
Ready rock them shows all the ...
Bring that Brazil booty on the floor
Up, down, all around
Work that shit to this funky sound
Wanna see what I'm gonna owe
Po, Po, Po, Po, PopoZao, PopoZao
Britney listened and promptly yanked out her extensions!
EDIT: I played this, cuz ya know, I HAD to so I can rip it apart later. Anyhow, when it started my dog started freaking out and barking at the speakers. Even dogs HATE it!
Thanks JD!
A Coke Baby for L2?
We'll never know for sure.
Unless maybe in an issue of next years Vanity Fair where she'll tell us then how messed up she is now.
Anyhow, a friend visited Lindz in the hospital just before 2AM and brought her in some goodies in a bag that is now the talk of the town. Among the items in the plastic grocery bag was an EPT pregnancy test.
Now first of all, she is in a hospital. If there is any chance of a pregnancy, they generally have you pee in a cup and do a test right away. So, why the friend brought one in seems odd. Unless she wants to know the results before her doctors.
source: ONTD
1/3/06
Paris' Lazy Eye Condition Worsens
Ok, so maybe they are just bad pics.
However, these pics remind me of a hilarious fucking story a guy recently told my husband and I while we were hanging out at our local watering hole.
(Being as sick as I am I feel I must share this with you. But be forewarned. This story is nastier than Paris herself.)
Somehow while chatting with the bar patron our conversation turned foul. You know how a few drinks can do that. Anyhow, the guy told us about some girl friends of his who had gone to a bachelorette party where there was a male (gag me) stripper. During one of his 'performances' Mr. Schlong tore apart his tear-off thong and flung it across the room. At that same moment one of the girls got something in her eye. All night and the next day it bothered her. She finally went to an optometrist and had her eye examined. What the doctor found was one of the most disturbing things I could imagine. It was a crab, aka pube lice, that flew out of the strippers thong and into her eye.
So there you have it. What can I say, Paris and her goofy fucked up eye reminded me of that, and I just HAD to share!
Lindsay Back in the Hospital
Supposedly this time it was because of an asthma attack she had suffered.
She was admitted last night and is resting there now. (edited)
Hmmmm...
Bouncing Baby Brangelina
Say that one ten times.
Yes, I too am sick & tired of hearing about this overexposed, celebrity couple. I honestly cannot stand either of them anymore, no matter how physically stunning they are. She'll eventually bore of the old man and be off to sharpen her knives on some other John Doe.
Anyhow, I completely got off the subject didn't I?
Brad & Angie are expecting a little one, they'll eventually come out with it, just like they did their affair.
1/2/06
There are NO Clothes to Fit Nicole
The Gap Kids bikini & denim shorts don't even fit!
She really should try a size 2T. She is swimming in the 3T stuff!
Lindsay Lookin' Hot!
I still can't believe how good this girl looks as a brunette. 
It might even be black now, it seems to be getting darker. This seems to be the color for Lindsay. Even better than the red.
She's smokin'!
The 2006 Tackiest New Years Dress
...Was worn by none other than Mariah Carey.
Let's see, she lets the dress drape open in front to expose the matching white bra that she's tacked a broach onto. The only credit I can give her is that it is 'original'.
The other dress she wore is as bad if not worse. It is even too small for her armpits to fit into.
(Click pic to enlarge)
1/1/06
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