Not Much Time for Snark..

I told you all a few months back about my step-dad who was diagnosed with a brain tumor.
Well, he is doing very, very bad. I need to take the day off from The Smack to take care of some business. Thanks for understanding, see you tomorrow.

Random Pics - January 25th 2006

Breaking News: Chris Penn Dead

Sad news, Chris Penn died in an apartment near Santa Monica today around 4pm.

He was 40. An autopsy will be performed to determine the cause of death.


Bummer. :(

From Ultra Chic to Heroin Chic

Scarlett is gorgeous for L'Oreal in this ad.

I mean, WOW!





















But then check her out in February's UK Elle..YIKES! I would never know that was even her.

For all the Anna Kournikova Fans..

Here are a few hot bikini pics from a photoshoot.

There isn't much to post today so I'll post these. I've had them about a week. Eye candy is always a good substitute..

Nicole & Lionel Shopping

Do you think he is pro-ana too?

Since When Did Ashlee's Tits Get So Big?

Are they getting bigger?

Spicy Links!

Paris eats candy like a cock. Yeeeah!

GLAAD gets it's panties in a wad at American Idol standards. People We Love to Hate

Pink sings mad smack about Paris, MKO, Lindz, Jess & co. D*ana's Dirt

Jennifer Aniston must be a cokehead. CitiRag

Kate Holmes' nude scene vanishes. Egotastic!

Serena Sportin' a Serious Trunk

There's enough of that ass to go around TWICE!

Fergie is a Butter Face

Do you think she knows?

Brit Breaks Down

Britney and her brother broke down in her Ferrari recently.

They put the papparazzi to work. At least they are good for something!

Eminem & Kim Re-Marry

They must both thrive on drama!
(I meant to post this last week but never got around to it before going out of town.)

Hope the marriage works out this time...for the kids sake. Kim needs to keep her nose clean too. She has quite the rap sheet. Kim doesn't even look like the same person anymore. I think she has had some work done. Eminem looks SO airbrushed in this pic, doesn't he? Or is he wearing makeup too?
No, Eminem did not invite his mother, Debbie. Apparently she has lymphoma but that isn't enough for him to reconcile with her.