Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong Split

Wow, Hollywood couples are dropping like flies!

2 years together, 5 months engaged. The End.

Pamela's 3 Heads

Do those things have teeth?!

*Edit- I decided to give them choppers!

Mariah Carey Chillin in Barbados

Rump roast in a pink bikini.

Electric Carmen Electra

She is just SO amazingly HOT.

Enjoy Ms. Electra in the March issue of Loaded.

Posh Pooper

Just because it seems like an ass kind of day..

Britney Knocked Up Again?

That's the rumor at least.

I bet them's fixin' fer a whole litter of chitlins...

Heather Locklear Files for Divorce

Another longtime Hollywood marriage down the drain.

After 11 years Heather's marriage to Richie Sambora is over. The couple have an 8 year old daughter with whom they will share custody. You can see the court documents here. Her previous marriage to Tommy Lee lasted 7 years and ended in 1993.

Thanks Gillian from TMZ.com

More of that Booty You All Love..

Back by popular demand.

Paris Sluts it Up Again

*Yawn*

No Bra is Large Enough for Pam

So quit saying she needs a bigger one, sheesh!

Pink's New Album Cover

I like it.

Carmen Electra Looks Like One of the Troll Twins

Is it Carmen ELectra or Mary Kate Olsen?

Usually I think Carmen is hot, but this pic is totally wigging me out. She looks like an elfin version of herself. I guess Mary Kate is just that. An elfin version of Carmen Electra. In some weird twisted bizarre sort of way..

Katie Holmes' Loaf Rises

Her and Angelina look neck and neck..

Kevin Beats His Own Drum

He sure loves his own shitty rap doesn't he?

A fucking priceless video!

Beverly Hillbillies

Hey look, it's the dress from my 1988 junior prom!

The Day After the Superbowl a National Holiday?

Well, why the hell NOT?

Check out the 'Da Day' site and sign the petition to make the day after the Superbowl a National holiday.
I know I will. GO SEAHAWKS!



Thanks to The BlogStar Network

'Celebrity Smack' Most Likely to Be Contacted by Aliens

Thanks to BloginSpace.com for crowning 'The Smack' with the title of "Most Likely To Be Contacted".



Celebrity Smack will be featured on their homepage February 3rd-5th with a screenshot and link. Groovy!

Adopt a Baby..

..then pay someone else to carry it.

Meg Ryan doesn't seem to have a problem with that.

More Cartoon Feds

Janet Still Working on Her Chub

Go Janet, Go!

Girlfriend will lose the weight. She's done it before and I'm sure she'll do it again.

Petra Acts a Ho

All while doing charity work.

Sizzling Charlize

You can't look much better than that.

One of the hottest babes in Tinseltown, no doubt.

Paris Shops at Victoria's Secret

Bitch has too much money.

Paris & Her Pointers

She'll poke your eye out!

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