Britney Shops at 'Toy's R Us' for Baby Sean P

This is what I mean when I say a little effort goes a long way.

Brit may not be all glammed up, but she doesn't need to be to look decent. She just needs to spend at least a few minutes on herself before going out, and this time it looks like she did. Yeah, the outfit isn't the greatest but she looks fresh and clean! Dare I say she looks...almost...cute?

Nicole Poses the Same Way in Every Picture

Just like Paris Hilton has her trademark 'back breaking' pose, Nicole has her own picture taking stance as well.

In nearly every picture taken of Nicole she poses with her perfectly preserved mane hanging over one eye while tilting her head and smiling coyly. (If she is standing, she has a hand on her hip.)
Her pics always remind me of A Clockwork Orange. It's all in the pose. The eye, the smile, the head tilt...

So I played on it a bit.

Putting Words in Her Mouth

Kid Rock & Scott Stapp in Sex Tape

The tape is to be released in a couple months supposedly.
The video shows Scott and Kid receiving oral pleasure from...eachother.
GASP!
Just kidding, actually they were being blown by numerous groupie bitches while partying together about 6 years ago.

For a 45 second preview of the video check out...
www.kidrocksextape.com or www.creedsextape.com

If you dare, I know I won't!

Britney Shopping at Fred Segal

I love the dress, but it looks like shit on her!

Brit send that rag to me would you? I would wear it the way it was meant to be worn.
I swear, if her lazy ass just made a tiny bit of effort she really wouldn't look so bad. She always looks like she just rolled out of bed and hasn't showered for days.

"I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were smaller. And my nose could be smaller too." -Britney Spears

Britney, we would settle for a little brushing of the hair, an occasional bath, some fresh faced makeup and a real haircut for starters..

Flour Power!

Paris Hilton & designer Julien MacDonald were flour bombed by animal activists after his show the first night of Fashion Week.


Paris opened the show wearing over 2 million dollars in diamonds and strutting the catwalk in MacDonalds designs. MacDonald uses fur in his shows and Paris, as we know, has no problems wearing it either. The flour bombing incident came as the pair were going to an after show party, held at The Cuckoo Club.
Poor Paris got excited at first, thinking it was blow falling from the heavens...heh.

Nice Michael Jackson getup you got there Julien. And you're a designer?

And as you may have heard, Paris topped PETA's annual worst dressed list for 2005.


Thanks Ben @ PETA for the story.

Spicy Links!

Da Brat wishes she had a penis. (Y*B*F)

A Katie Holmes dream that comes true. (Catlebrity)

Jessica & Jude get around. (GabSmash)

Trolls are scarier than boogiemen. (PeopleWeLoveToHate)

Boy George at the Brit Awards

He looks a hell of a lot better than he did when he was dripping that latex shit all over his head.

Remember?

Gwen is a Darling

Lucky mama-to-be looks amazing, and probably always will.

Even if she packs on some baby weight, girlfriend will still look adorable I'm sure.

Paris Hilton at the Brit Awards

Big hair, big feet, big twat.























At the EMI Records party afterwards with Brandon Davis..

Kelly Osbourne at the Brit Awards

I know I ragged on her the other day, but I think she is looking better here.

More put together and refined. I like her retro look..if done right.

Valentine Love

Thanks to Gallery of the Absurd. Check it out, it rocks.

Pam Promotes the Green M&M

Nicole Richie originally had the job but lost it due to all of the negative 'weight' publicity.




I'd have to say that Pam is better suited for this gig anyhow.

TomKat Done Already?!

I knew it would happen, but not this soon!

I figured that puritan alien man Tom would at least wait until his demon seed had been born.

According to Life & Style magazine the pair will pretend to be a couple through summer after the child is born. They will continue to live together but sleep in different bedrooms. Then after things have calmed down they will announce the split and share custody of the baby.

Lucky Katie finally came to her senses.

Tinseltown Sideshow

Because everyone loves a Freak Show..

Hollywood Hypnotists

While Most of Us Do the 9-5 Thang...

...Paris frolicks in Miami without a care (or responsibility) in the world.

Must be nice.

"I've made all my money on my own without my family and I work very hard.." -Paris Hilton