Britney's Hawaiian Rental Home

This is the house in Hawaii that Brit is renting while working on her next album.

Pure luxury! I'm totally jealous. But at $42,000 a month, I think I'll pass. Supposedly Britney has it rented for 3 months. Probably just an excuse to get away from her greasy banjo playing husband. I wonder if we'll see him joining up with her at some point while she's there.. 3 months is a long time to be away from your spouse. Could it be the beginning of the end?

Sheryl Crow: Prognosis Excellent

Sheryl Crow underwent breast cancer surgery Wednesday.

She will be receiving radiation treatments just to cover all the bases. Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

Caption the O!

Photo credit: Getty Images

Spicy Links!

Jenny McCarthy is going to have a lot of sex now that she isn't married anymore. (IDLYITW)

Now dem's some apples! (HollywoodTuna)

Ashton loves fan emails that have attatchments. (GossipOrTruth)

Kirsten Dunst looking her best. (DListed)

Chris Penn toxicology report findings. (Glitterati)

Scary Mama! (YoungBlack&Fab)

Eminem gets fat & hires Janet's personal trainer. (TheSkinny)

Jaime Pressly's clothing line bites ass and she must know it. (PopSugar)

Angelina still toting kids around while dressed like Johnny Cash. (NosySnoop)

Shakira in a Moo Moo

Oh so flattering dah-ling.

Gwen Before Getting Knocked Up

And before she got new boobies.

Edit: Guess it's a photochop. But it looks good!

Britney, Baby & Nanny

I can tell the nanny LOVES her job!

The Tara Reid Video

I know this is old news, but the video is even better than the pics.

You get to see her stupid reaction and bad acting.

Princess Nicky Nipple

The guy staring at her ass is the best part of the pic.

Who Would You Pick...

...to play you in a movie about your life?

Hmmm?

Britney Without the Wedding Ring

She must have a bun in the oven, her stomach isn't getting any smaller!

The Heatherette Show at Olympus

Designers Richie Rich & Trevor Raines always attract the most colorful people at their shows.
























Richie Rich, Trevor Raines, Jenna Jameson & Amanda Lepore.














Of course it wouldn't be a Heatherette show without Amanda Lepore.













































Ashanti looked hot..



















So did Jamie-Lynn Sigler..




















Randy Couture of the UFC was even there. I love Randy, but was shocked to see he was there!


















Meet Brandywine!
(Thanks anon!)















Nikki Hilton & Richie RIch getting cozy.

The Evil Twins

These two scare me more with every new picture.

Whitney & Bobby Home From the Olympics

Looking like crackhead shit of course.

Whitney apparently sang at the Olympics. I have not been able to find video yet, but I heard she sucked ass.



















This video clip (oldie but a goodie..) STILL cracks my ass up everytime I see it.

Gwyneth Paltrow with Apple and Soon to be Baby #2

She has definitely got her hands full.

I never pegged Gwyneth to be a baby making machine. But she does seem very happy being a mommy. Let's just hope she doesn't name the next kid Kiwi!

Britney's PS2 Game

Who the hell made Britney looks so good?























Of course, with a little internet savvy you can find a 'topless patch' so you can make the game a bit more interesting. And even more unrealistic!

Go Nick!

If the rumors of her infidelity are true, I hope he takes her for all Papa Joe is worth.