Whose Cans?

The twins belong to none other than Carmen Electra.

Nice job Aitch! :wink:

Tom's Zombie

Katie Holmes has reportedly converted to Scientology.

In an interview set to air on ABC tomorrow with Diane Sawyer, Tom confirms the news that his soon to be wife has joined the Church of Scientology. Tom has got himself quite the little zombie lady friend doesn't he?

Paris Sings Happy Birthday to Hugh Hefner

If you can call it singing.

Bitch wishes she had a sliver of the sex appeal that Marilyn had when she sang it to JFK. She makes me want to vomit.


Paris sings Herpe Birthday

Prick Tease Posterchild

Whose Cans?

More New Lindsay Pics

Love the hair back to red, but is hanging out with Kate the best thing for her rep right now?

Lindsay Lohan in Wax

Here is Madame Tussauds' wax representation of Lindsay.

They got her orange skin tone right but not her nose. The ensemble is perfect though..right down to the boots and nail polish. Still, I bet Lindsay is less than thrilled with this evil looking clone of herself.

Lindsay Goes Back to Her Roots

The fiesty redhead is back.

While Jessica is in Australia..

Her best friend Cacee and ex-husband Nick party it up in Vegas.

Now wouldn't THAT be an interesting hook-up?

Mariah Enjoying Antigua

Since realizing that I abhor Naomi Campbell much more than I do Mariah Carey, I decided I could post at least once about Ms. Carey without being snide.

So here it goes.

Here's Mariah Carey. Grrr...it kills me to say it, but she is looking thinner.




































But she's still a monkeyface.

Speaking of Animal Resemblances...

A horse is a horse of course, of course!




What? I'm beating a dead..?

Brace Yourselves

The feared one cometh soon!

Mary Kate is SO Skinny..

How skinny do you say?

Here she is sizing up her competition.

A Monday Yummy

Johnny Depp and his wife.

He is so dreamy, no matter what he wears or how his hair is..

Whitney's Drug Den

This came out a couple weeks ago, but I still couldn't resist posting it.

Dat be one nasty crack ho house!

Naomi Campbell is the Biggest Twat

Really now, we all know about what a spoiled rotten mess she is.

She beats her help, throws tantrums, does blow like it is candy and is just an all around pain in the ass. I can't believe the bitch is still getting work. Her looks are entirely over-rated and played out. If there were The Tinseltown Snatch Awards every year, she would own that shit. Bitch would probably want to be the host, presenter, sole nominee and winner.
Someone buy that wench a bad bag of blow.

Paris Dressed Like a Retired Floridian Grandmother

No Paris, you do NOT look good in everything.

Mistaken Identities

Avril Lavigne or Kirstin Dunst?
















Janice Dickinson or Teri Hatcher?

Whose Hammered Feet Were They?

The hammered toes belonged to her hammerdness, Pamela Anderson.

Naicelea was the first to peg it.

Whose Hand Was It?

The 'man-hand' belongs to Geena Davis.

Nice job, Jessica.