I never cared for the self absorbed bitch. 
She's a bony little wretched snake tongued has been who thinks she was the World's First Supermodel. What the fuck? Sorry honey but there were many models before you who should own that title. Just one example would be Twiggy. Janice needs to think she was the ground breaking bitch & she thinks she has the world fooled into believing that as well.
Just another has-been, holding onto her glory days..
4/22/06
Janice Dickinson's Face Up Close
4/21/06
The Simpson Sisters Hang Out at Koi
Ashlee is looking so much better than Jess these days.
Just fresher, more real. Jessica is neither. And just wtf is she wearing?!
Charlie Sheen is a Sick Fuck
Denise Richards is alleging that he can't keep his dick clean. 
She is claiming that Charlie not only loves hookers, but that he also visited many websites with underage looking girls AND boys. The shithead Sheen also threatened to kill her her, making her have to hire security guards for a sense of safety. You go Denise, at least you have the brains and sense to get away from the sick bastard...AND expose him.
(Full Story at TMZ)
Give Your Daughter a Slut Doll!
Which Pussycat Doll does your daughter most resemble? 
Is that how you are supposed to pick the right one to give her? The new Pussycat Dolls are manufactured by Hasbro, are marketed to 6-9 year olds and will be sold for about $15 each. Gee, your kid should only have to suck one schlong to be able to afford one of her own!
(TMZ)
4/20/06
Tara Reid is Still a Drunken Slosher
She makes a grand exit at a club by puking then leaving.
She's such the total package.
"I feel much better now!"
Happy 420!
Spicy is an herb friendly mofo and is celebrating this April 20th.
Hello to all my 420 friends..
4/19/06
Lindsay, Spend a Little Money on a Manicure
The chipped nails she has been sporting have been horrendous, but so are her natural nails!
As most of you know this isn't the first time I have pointed this out. Ms. Lohan has some of the ugliest hands in Hollywood! Cheeto fingertips and just plain nasty nailbeds. I guess I shouldn't bitch about the chipped polish, it looks better than it does naturally! But you know, Lindz like the chipped polish look. It is just SO goth. And we all know how goth she is.. 
Out of 200 Comments...
Only one person got it right!
That schnauze belongs to Marcia Cross!
Nice job 'Anonymous 10:21AM'!
4/18/06
Whose Knows the Nose?
Apparently nobody!
Keep guessing, there have been NO correct answers thus far!
Exclusive First Pic of Tom & Katie's Baby Girl!
Katie finally had the little damned one.
They named their 7lb 7oz baby girl, 'Suri.' The name means 'princess' in Hebrew & 'red rose' in Persian...it also means 'AntiChrist's Daughter' in Thetan.
4/17/06
Careless Crash
George Michael is a mess.
It's reported that swanky singer George had a rather fucked up Easter. George smashed his car into 3 parked cars at approximately 8am yesterday morning. But not all at once. Many people heard the first loud crash and saw George. He apparently had a blank stare while peering out of his car at what had happened. He then TOOK OFF again, but managed to hit yet another car which in turn hit ANOTHER car. That's when he supposedly took off for home. When police arrived Georgie didn't have the balls to answer the door/gate. He probably hid in his room like a little bitch. He's so ruined himself.
Nicole's Body Eats Itself
It completely devoured her ass!
I don't know why she just doesn't wear her pro ana bracelet around her waist.
Whose Foot Was It?
Those toes belong to Ashlee Simpson. Damn, 'The Aitch' did it again and had the first correct answer. Nice.
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