Keith was in Fiji doing God knows what in a coconut tree and FELL out of it. Now tell me, what the fuck is a 62 year old doing climbing a tree? I bet the juice had nothing to do with it. Heh.
Anyhow, I guess he hit his tiny cranium during the fall and is being treated at a hospital in Auckland but no one is talking. Rumors first circulated that Keith was critically hurt but now we are hearing that he is conscious & undergoing brain scans but has not had any surgeries. Crazy old bird!
That's what David Spade said to the paparazzi.
He of course is referring to Denise Richards who some think had an affair with Locklear's soon to be ex-husband, Richie Sambora. What a fuck nest it is! This whole situation is getting worse by the day.
I think both Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are fucking nuts and I know that Heather will prevail. My only question is, Heather what are you doing with David Spade?!
Holy shit, I swear this dude is going to OD sometime (very) soon.
Hopefully at least.
He's a stupid fuck who can't possibly have much of a life expectancy. Here's a pic of him in his home apparently injecting a drug (smack) into a female fan while she seems to be passed out. Most people would be put away for doing that shit. Must be nice to not have laws apply to you dumb fucker.
The next pic is one of Kate Moss in Doherty's bed recently. The two are supposedly still fucking. And of course the third picture speaks for itself.
It pisses me off that good people die everyday as a result of something out of their control while dumbshits like this guy shoot up everyday and live. Fuck you Pete Doherty, you piece of shit. And fuck Kate too, birds of a feather, you stupid twat.
So says Tom Cruise of his soon to be wife.
Cruise says that Katie will now be known as 'Kate' since her born name sounds too young for the 27 year old.
Says Mr. Cruise Control, "Katie is a young girl's name. Her name is Kate now she's a child-bearing woman."
That just sounds so gross..like something a pedophille would say to the daughter he is molesting. Doesn't it? :shiver: Creepy fuck!
A modern day Bettie.
Here is Dita von Teese while performing (and arriving) at The Blush Ball in North England which raised funds for the construction of a third Breast Cancer Haven.
Stripping for a good cause! She looks amazing as always.
Say it isn't so.
According to Us Weekly, the rumors are true. Brit & Kev are expecting their second offspring. Does that mean we have to see her like that again? Here comes the bouncing udders/dragging nipples, hair extensions, belly baring, bikini wearing Britney Spears of last year. Someone pass me a Tums!
If you don't want to take the time to read it all he said, "Fuck you you fucking fuck!"