Spicy Takes a Break

And heads out of town to a undisclosed beach location on the West Coast.

I'll be back by Sunday dah-lings. XOXO

Xtina Shooting a New Video

Not diggin' the hair too much, but I still love her.

She's adorable..with a smoking body to match.

Janet...WOW!

Looking fab!

Whose Boots?

Who's wearing the skinny jeans and boots?

"Fuck Those Bitches!"

That's what a group of people yelled to Heather Locklear in a mall parking lot recently, obviously showing their support for her in her recent divorce/best friend problems.

Heather, being the cool cat she is, gave a thumbs up and replied, "Right on!" Heather, we all love you babe.

Fuck those bitches.

(TMZ)

Paris Does Stavros Does Lindsay...

And the frightening cycle of swapping bodily fluids continues.

Paris and Stavros called it quits apparently...again. Whoopie. The cause this time seems to be another woman. That woman being Hollywood firecrotch, Lindsay Lohan.

A bartender at LA's Element says that last week the two were all over eachother and that Stav even briefly finger banged Ms. Lohan right there in the club. A few days later the pair spent the night together. Two nights in a row in fact.

Well now, you think Paris let Stavros get the upperhand? Hell no, she's off and spreading viruses like a Typhoid Mary already. Her latest quest is USC QB Matt Leinart. The two of them were slopping all over eachother at Shag recently as well.

So much for my crush on Matt.

(Source-Life&StyleMagazine)

Caption the Lunatic!

Pass the Silver Spoons!

Is it in the water?

Celebrities are squeezing out little monkeys all over the place!
The most recent celebrity parents include...

Shaq and wife, Shaunie Nelson, had a baby girl, Me'arah Sanaa O'Neal. She weighed 14.2 lbs!! Ok, really she weighed only 8.1 lbs.




Don Johnson's a daddy for the fifth time. (how surprising) He and his wife Kelley had a 7 lb. boy on their 7th Anniversary.






Kobe Bryant and his diamond dripping wife Vanessa had their second baby, a girl, 6.7 lbs. They named her Gianna Maria-Onore Bryant.

Lindsay Lohan Vs. The Living Undead?

This was sent to me by 'John McLean', and is a rather amusing account similar to one you may have heard about Lindz lately.

(I think this is a creative promo for a musical about Zombies, but hey, I'll bite. No pun intended.. Anyhow, here it is..)


Fast on the heels of reports that Brett "Shouldn't I Be Making Movies or Something?" Rattner planted a story about his own putative sexual excesses involving Lindsay Lohan and some Euro-Babe comes an equally credible tale of Miss Lohan going mano-a-mano against a Zombie chick over yet another movie director.

Playing the role of Brett "Do You Think I'm Wasting The Best Years of My Life Chasing Tail?" Rattner this time around is acclaimed Austin, TX-based indie director John McLean—whose upcoming original movie musical featuring singing, dancing Zombies is called Z: A ZOMBIE MUSICAL.
Sources say Lindsay Lohan somehow slipped the grasp of Tinseltown paparazzi on Monday evening and made her way to the El Dorado II trailer park on the outskirts of Austin. Apparently John McLean gave Lohan a key to his graffiti-covered, single-wide trailer, although at least once source maintains, "…it's not so much a key as a stolen credit card what you can use to, like, jimmy open the door and all". Once inside the trailer, Lohan discovered her latest intended paramour in the Living Undead clutches of one Faith Immaculada, who goes by "Zombie Girl" on account of being an actual Zombified former Human. A Zombie-Human catfight ensued, with one source saying Lindsay Lohan ripped off Zombie Girl's arm and started beating her over the head with it, while another claimed, "…all Lohan did was tear off a zombified pinkie finger…and she couldn't do much damage with that, lemme tell ya".
Meanwhile, the Zombie and Human denizens of the mixed trailer park surrounded them and shouted, "Fight! Fight!" , while at least one enterprising Zombie made the rounds of the captive audience selling Fried Agent Brains from a cart.
For her part, Zombie Girl scored points by continually pulling up Lindsay Lohan's Puma t-shirt to "expose her breasts, which caused Lohan to pause and wave while the crowd ogled and applauded her, allowing Zombie Girl to get some wild punches in. Another source noted, "Lindsay Lohan finally threatened to have Zombie Girl interred in the nearest cemetery and then she done drove away in an old pick-\'em-up truck while shooting us all the middle finger. Zombie Girl, on whose life the musical Z is said to be based, was quoted as saying, You mess with me, you mess with the whole Living Undead community! We're gonna march on Hollywood by the thousands, just you wait! Curiously, Zombie Girl's MySpace profile (www.myspace.com/zombiegirlusa) as yet makes no mention of the encounter, although a suspicious denial of the Zombie-Human love triangle was posted on Mr. McLean's site, www.azombiemusical.com, and then hastily retracted.

That Scary Ass Forehead Belongs to...

..Lindsay Lohan!


Just kidding....but witz, you cracked us all up with that one. Actually gerber girl answered it correctly first, it's Clint Eastwood!