He has to be the cutest thing evar!
5/12/06
Scary Janet!
Janet should avoid any close-up shots, her face is looking haggard and somewhat manly.
The boob looks the same though..
5/11/06
Matt Leinart Sneaking Out of Paris Hilton's House
I Hope He Double Bagged It 
Dude must be begging for an STD. I don't get why guys are willing to bang that broad. We all have seen that she is shitty in the sack. 
The Eighth Wonder of the World..
American Idol's Chris Daughtry to Join Famous Band
A VERY famous band.
They are keeping this one extremely quiet until 
tonight on Extra!, where the name of the band will be revealed, and you will get to see the band and their offer to Chris. Good for Chris..that mofo can rock the house!'
American Idol fans, be sure to watch tonight!
5/10/06
Spicy's Mailbox
| From: Rebecca Neumann | Mailed-By: cox.net |
To: celebritysmack@gmail.com
Date: May 10, 2006 7:54 PM
Subject: I'm such a fan
Dear Spicy,
You probably get so many emails about how great your site is, but I just can't help myself! I just wanted to thank you for catering to my inner bitch, thus making my day. Your writing is fabulous, and I look forward to your next post. I'm so glad you say what I usually think...
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From: Sherri Maistros
To: CelebritySmack@gmail.com
Date: May 1, 2006 12:27 PM
Subject: rat terriers
"Absolutely addicted to Celebrity Smack, can't remember how I found it,
but can't go a day without it. I recently got a rat terrier, yorkshire
terrier mix (a Roarkie). I've sent you a picture of my little guy. His
name is Cozy."
but can't go a day without it. I recently got a rat terrier, yorkshire
terrier mix (a Roarkie). I've sent you a picture of my little guy. His
name is Cozy."
Sherri Maistros
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| From: Donna Humbert | Mailed-By: sympatico.ca |
To: celebritysmack@gmail.com
Date: Apr 29, 2006 4:48 AM
Subject: Sorry to say...
You had a great site but I don't visit nearly as much anymore because of your having to preview and approve comments before you post them.
It was A LOT more interesting when you allowed for freedom of expression.
Have a great day!
Kiefer Exposes Himself
..by pulling his pants down to his ankles while at a club!
That 'booze-laden cocktail' he is drinking on the lower right looks to be a 'Blowjob' btw. Not that I'm a bartender or anything.. And just what the hell is the guy sitting next to him doing? Something interesting it seems!
*Thanks for the pic Justine*
The Tiny Package Belongs to..
...Ellen DeGeneres!
Ok, ok, once again I am kidding. But I liked that answer and a few of you guessed her. (Love Ellen!) The real package belongs to actor, daddy and ex-husband Bruce Willis.
'Anonymous' 12:50am gets the props this time. Nice job!
Britney & Kevin Expecting Second Child
I took the day off from The Smack yesterday so I haven't had a chance to post about this.
As you have heard Britney was on Letterman Monday night and revealed to the world that yes, she has a bun in the oven.
Unfortunately the daddy is husband Kevin.
They didn't waste any time did they? Now that's what I call 'bumpin' uglies'! Heh.
I guess Kevin needed to meet this years quota of one child. Four years running now.. He must get a tax break or something.
That man's semen must be filled with millions of indestructible little buggers. Unemployed banjo playing ones even..
All in all, when the end of the world eventually comes, all that will be left is a few cockroaches and Kevin's seed.
5/8/06
Sir Paul McCartney & Heather Mills Headed for a Split?
That's the rumor.
Also reported is that they have been living apart for a week now. However, Paul & the Mrs. are denying such allegations and are threatening to sue newspaper, 'News of the World' who first broke the story. Neighbors and friends are saying that it is true, that they do fight a lot, but no one knows for sure how this story will end.
Heather has been quoted as saying, "It's (her first year of marriage) even worse than the year I lost my leg. I'm married to the most famous man in the world and that's very unfortunate for me. I'd love nothing more than a very anonymous life." Ouch.
During a heated argument five days before their wedding Sir Paul threw her leg, er...I mean her diamond ring out of a hotel window in Florida. The ring was worth $43K.
I guess time will tell if this one will last. I always was shocked at how quickly he remarried..
(Source)
Britney Without the Airbrushing
The usual Britney Spears. 
Just in case you needed to compare to the 'Glamour' shots. Heh.
Photoshop GENIUS!
Kudos to whomever airbrushed dumpy Britney and made her look fabulous.
Here's the dumpster queen in the June issue of Glamour. Go figure.
Beat Ol' Bag O' Titties
She is not getting any better with age.
I guess she wore the thin white tee to distract from her face that day.
5/7/06
Who is Your Favorite Arquette?
I love pretty much all of the Arquette's.
The are orginal, grounded and talented. If I were to have to pick one, it would have to be Alexis. I love her craziness, courage and humor. (Yes, I watch the Surreal Life.) I would love to hang out with her just once and paint the town red. What a freaking kick in the pants that would be. I also just love David. He is a bit quirky, cute and I love his unique sense of style. He and Courtney make an absolutely darling couple. The Arquette girls are amazing as well. So who is your favorite Arquette? That is if you can pick just one..
Katie is Looking Rough
I know she just had a baby and all (supposedly) but that's no excuse for just looking sloppy. 
She looks worn and tired. Which believe me, I'm quite sure she is tired. It cant be easy being the mother of crazy Cruise control's child. She can't even dress herself! What's up with the nursing bra all in our face? Did Tom yank the kid right off her titty before leaving or what?
That poor woman needs to get her sense of self and LIFE back! Where's the old Katie? I can't see 
her at all!
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