5/19/06
Petra Nemcova's Book Launch in Cannes
Petra Nemcova and Bruce Willis attend Petra's book launch today at the Carlton Jetty during the 59th International Cannes Film Festival. 
Bruce looks a bit ridiculous don't you think? And Petra just annoys me, period. Poor, poor little supermodel who survived the tsunami. Her caree
r launched after that and she has certainly profited nicely from that tragedy.

Axl Rose still looks fucking weird
Creeeeeepy!
Can't believe he still sports the braided hair. He performed at the Rosario Dawson and Lisa Edelstein's Birthday Celebration last night.



Britney's Poem
Britney posted this poem and picture on her website for a very short time this AM.
Almost as quickly as it was posted it was taken down. Who do you think she was writing about? The paparazzi or Kevin? Heh. This is getting better everyday.

5/18/06
'Where My Dogs At?"
This new animated series on MTV2 will have you in stitches!
'Where My Dogs At?" is a hysterical cartoon commentary where two dogs talk smack about celebrities. It will debut as part of the Sic ‘Emation block on Saturday, June 10th at 12pm EST. The first episode stars celebrities Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie Mischa Barton and Mary Kate Olsen. You will die laughing! It is much better than I thought it would be, it actually made me laugh out loud. Spicy will definitely be TiVoing it!
Download a one minute clip here!
Thank you to Rachel at MTV2 for letting us know about this hilarious new show!
Britney Nearly Drops Her Baby on the Sidewalk
I don't know if she is just completely unable to function as a mother
or if she is just nervous with all the paparazzi freakoids stalking her every move.
See the other pics and hear the rest of the story here. (TMZ)
Video Here. Listen at the end Brit says, "That's why I need a gun." Referring to the paparazzi no doubt.
Much Love to the UK
Thanks for the chuckle Anthony, I seriously laughed my ass off.
Good Afternoon
Its official, now the media have confirmed that they are separating all the talk is now about how much of Pauls hundred of millions fortune, she is going to get. Thought your readers, of which I am one here in the UK, might just find the attached quite funny?
Cheers
Anthony Greenman, Ryde, Isle of Wight, UK
I Hope Lindsay Beats the Bitch Down
Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis are both the bitch.
Listen to Brandon call Lindz a firecrotch publicly while Paris just laughs like the mindless leg spreader that she is.
Redheads unite! Hell hath no fury like a redhead scorned mofo!
The Painted Celebrity Is..
MC Loca Vs. Xtina
In the June issue of GQ magazine Christina says in an interview that Mariah was "never cool to me."
"One time, we were at a party and I think she got really drunk, and she had just really derogatory things to say to me, but it was at that time that she had that breakdown, so she might have been very medicated."
MC Loca has a response for Xtina saying, "I had hoped that Christina was in a better place now than the last time I saw her, when she showed up uninvited at one of my parties and displayed questionable behavior. It is sad yet predictable that she would use my name at this time to reinvent past incidents for her promotional gain, It is in my heart to forgive and I will keep her in my prayers."
MEOOOOOOW!





























