We all snickered a bit when we saw that Lindsay Lohan and Karl Lagerfeld were hanging out all over town this week..like they have been best friends forever.
I think this is the most hysterical picture of the week and so now what I need for YOU to do is CAPTION IT!
Send all entries to Spicy Pants before 3PM Monday, June 12th. You can enter as many times as you like, but please only one entry per email. GOOD LUCK Smackaholics!
What do you win you ask? Well, first off, you must love Neil Young! (Who doesn't?) The winner of this contest wins a TWO-DISC set of his new movie, 'Neil Young - Heart of Gold' which will be out in stores on June 13th.
This Two-Disc set includes: - Bonus Song: "He Was The King" - Rehearsal Diaries - Narrated by director Jonathan Demme - 6 in-depth featurettes: Fellow Travelers, Cruising with Neil, These Old Guitars, Cruising with the Players, Finishing Touches, Warming up with Neil and the Jubilee Singers. - Plus a truly historic blast from the past, Neil Young's performance on the 1971 Johnny Cash Show.
In March 2005, Neil Young was diagnosed with a brain aneurysm. Four days before he was scheduled for a lifesaving operation, he headed to Nashville, where he wrote and recorded the country folk album PRAIRIE WIND with old friends and family members. After the successful operation and recovery period, he returned to Nashville that August to play at the famed Ryman Auditorium, once again gathering together friends and family for this special performance. He also brought along Oscar-winning director Jonathan Demme, who in addition to making such hits as THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS and PHILADELPHIA has made such successful concert films as STOP MAKING SENSE (with the Talking Heads) and STOREFRONT HITCHCOCK (with Robyn Hitchcock), as well as videos for the Pretenders and Bruce Springsteen. NEIL YOUNG: HEART OF GOLD begins with brief interviews with many of the participants, but then it's all about the music.
http://www.heartofgoldmovie.com/evite/
*Thanks to Andrew at Special Ops Media for making this contest possible*
6/9/06
'Caption the Crazies' & WIN!
Juliette Lewis is One Scary Looking Broad
Here she is in all her glory making her stage debut as 'May' in Sam Shephard's play 'Fool For Love' earlier today in London. 
She is all crooked and shit. Knobby knees, lanky waist, flat square chest, and according to one reader, going bald. I mean, I love Juliette, I really do. Her movies usually kick ass and I love her free spirit..but she is one goofy looking mo
fo!
Idols of Gay Hollywood
Paris and her mummy attend the unveiling of the new exhibit "Idols of Gay Hollywood" at The Hollywood Museum yesterday in Hollywood.
Paris needs to buy her shoes in colors other than white..they make her 2x4 feet look even larger than they are!
6/8/06
Nicole's Water Fights
Nicole Richie has been fighting the paparazzi this week with her h2o bottle.
Maybe she should try switching to milkshakes..
Ms. Jackson You Are NASTY!
Since gaining and then losing weight Janet looks more bizarre than ever.
She just looks so manufactured! And those titties? She must have the same plastic surgeon as Vivica Fox.
6/6/06
Hotbox
Check out this entertaining video of Paris..with her clothes on.
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It appears that she likes her reefer because she seemed to be smoking some as they pulled up to the club. Paris enters the club, without waiting of course, and looked pretty baked. (Doesn't help her eye 'problem' out much, ya know?) After leaving the club you then hear someone ask if she was smoking weed when she got there. She looks shocked for a split second and then continues on to the car where she gets inside and laughs nervously..leering at the drivers seat as though it were a friend of hers. She checks her cleavage then all is fine in Paris' world. Onto the next debacle.
Another snicker worthy moment is when someone says snidely to a photographer, "Get the camera closer, it's not close enough to the window!" And then, "Stick the camera right up her ass!" Heh.
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First Pic of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt
Geeze, that's such a mouthfull..
The baby got Momma's lips fo' sho'!
What do YOU Wear When Walking Your Dog?
I always make sure I girdle up, wear 5 inch stilhettos and spray paint a dress on. 
Not only do I look hot, but it's just so practical.
Can You Just Imagine?
Watch as Lindsay's dress pops a seam at the premiere of her new film and her posse of bitches try and fix it.
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The paparazzi continue to snap pictures as fast as their cameras will take them. Could you imagine being swarmed by the paparazzi like that constantly? "Lindsay, you're gorgeous!" "Lindsay, will you sign just this one thing?" "Lindsay, this way, Lindsay!"
She doesn't look too thrilled to be doing it either..
TMZ.com
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Ashlee Simpson Before and After
It's amazing how different she looks these days.
First off, she is definitely better as a blonde. The black hair did nothing for her. It was much too harsh for her features and skintone. And the nose really does look better than that honker of a nose she was toting around for 20 years. The teeth, yes they too look fab. But Ashlee no longer looks like Ashlee, does she? That being said, she looks great. Much more so than her gawdy big sis..
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